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  • If I were a month, I would be April.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be Sunday.
  • If I were a time of the day, I would be 3.45 PM
  • If I were a planet, I would be Pluto (yes, I know).
  • If I were a sea animal, I would be a seahorse.
  • If I were a direction, I would be going diagonally.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a chaise Lounge, lol.
  • If I were a sin, I would be lust.
  • If I were a historical figure, I would be Beatrix Potter.
  • If I were a liquid, I would be root beer.
  • If I were a stone, I would be a pebble.
  • If I were a tree, I would be a cherry blossom.
  • If I were a bird, I would be a Robin.
  • If I were a tool, I would be a spirit level.
  • If I were a flower, I would be a daisy.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I would be warm, with a bit of a breeze and maybe a slight chance of rain.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I would be a ukulele.
  • If I were an animal, I would be a deer.
  • If I were a color, I would be pale yellow.
  • If I were a vegetable, I would be a pickle.
  • If I were a sound, I would be white noise.
  • If I were an element, I would be air.
  • If I were a car, I would be a 1965 Ford Mustang convertible in springtime yellow.
  • If I were a song, I would be by The Beatles.
  • If I were a movie, I would be by Disney.
  • If I were a book, I would be The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
  • If I were food, I would be tomato ketchup flavoured Walkers crisps.
  • If I were a place, I would be a little tea shop.
  • If I were a material, I would be a Witney blanket, duchess in champagne... specific ;)
  • If I were a taste, I would be sweet :)
  • If I were a scent, I would be black cherry.
  • If I were an item of clothing, I would be a hairband.
  • If I were a religion, I would be Catholic without the silly rules.
  • If I were a word, I would be a hello.
  • If I were a an object, I would be a colouring book.
  • If I were a body part, I would be an eyelash.
  • If I were a facial expression, I would be inscrutable.
  • If I were a subject in school, I would be history.
  • If I were a cartoon character, I would be Bedtime Bear.
  • If I were a shape, I would be a heart, it's not mathematical.
  • If I were a number, I would be three.
apr 15 2011 ∞
jul 3 2012 +