"Why don't people just think?" "Oh, because we're stupid."

"Look at you lot, you’re all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."

"Brilliant! Yes! Four serial suicides and now a note. Ohh, it's Christmas."

"Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them."

"Of couse, I'd be lost without my blogger."

"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene."

"The police don't consult amateurs."