Spiderman/Deadpool Fic Recs

Super Recs

• Finding Angels in Hell – LaLunaWritesStuff (E, 294k, inc,) When a mission leaves the Avengers and their allies on the tracks of a plan so sinister and dark, nobody believes anything good can come from it, not even in Peter Parker's arms.
• Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things – isaDanCurtisproduction (M, 262k) Following Peter and Wade through their relationship and their absolute failure to communicate literally anything important to people who are not each other. I swear, these guys need to learn to use words.
• A Spider in the Pool – Ajayd (E, 237k) Peter Parker gradually falls for Wade's dubious charms. They have a lot of hang ups and kinks to negotiate, but with sex this hot, Peter can't help wanting more. Erotica with significant plot and relationship development.
• The Inverse – SpiderKatana (E, 202k) Deadpool doesn't have to try very hard to hide his second gender anymore because ever since Weapon X, no one in their right mind would ever believe that Wade Wilson was an omega. It doesn't matter anyway, because Wade knows no Alpha would keep a male omega. No alpha WANTS one, much less one that's as scarred and unstable as he is. Apparently, Spiderman was born to break every rule Wade has ever known.
• Sometimes When We Touch – 343EnderSpark & thelonebamf (T, 93k) Peter answers a Craigslist ad for someone who is willing to pay for some unspecified physical contact/sex because he's just that broke. He's surprised to find out Wade Wilson is the one who posted the ad, but thinks he can still manage just fine even when the man explains he'd like him to wear a special costume for the occasion. Of course things become a little more complicated when Wade reveals the outfit he's chosen: a shockingly accurate Spider-Man suit
• you grow up and you lose touch – scarlett_starlett (M, 52k) Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side. Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.
• Finite State – Scarlet_Ribbons (E, 34k) When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked. Peter's life is really weird.
• He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not – Missellaineous (M, 26k) Peter is having a normal day at work, when it's interrupted by the appearance of his crush, Deadpool. Now he has to keep his best friend and his boss from finding out what he does in his free time, while also dodging several attempts on his life.
• Prove me Wrong – Fredegund (E, 26k) There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega. Peter sets out to prove him wrong.
• are you sure you wanna love me? - scarlett_starlett (T, 8k) Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy… // This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.
• An Omega/Alpha Story – AnimeLoveLover123 (M, 6k) After all he's been through, Wade can't deny that he's a broken man. He can't keep a bonding mark thanks to his healing factor, can't have a baby thanks to the weapon x program, can't handle having a heat after what happened before, can't be the omega Peter deserves.
• Extra Merc – blackredallover (E, 5k) Wade's constant consumption of tacos and junk food catches up with him. Peter doesn't think it's an issue until an insensitive remark brings it all out in the open.
• for the wrong reasons – orphan_account (T, 4k) Wade shows up at Peter's place after getting hit with a truth serum
• ‘Til The Sun Comes Up – vinagerogers (G, 3k) The one where Wade shows Peter his face for the first time.
• The Way You Looked Tonight – blue_jack (E, 2k) “This damn dress,” Peter said, and Wade stilled, his eyes opening. “You knew it was going to drive me crazy!”

Recs

• Bloodstream – SordidDetailsFollowing (series, E, 288k) In many ways, Peter and Wade couldn’t be more different. But a piece of one’s soul recognizes its reflection in the other’s, and something incomprehensible pulls them together and keeps them inextricably bound.
• I Like Birds – chinashopbull (E, 200k) Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.
• all the things I wouldn’t do for you couldn’t feel a thimble – TheMadKatter13 & Vixen13 (E, 196k) The story of Peter and Wade and Peter's insecurities.
• Come On, Spider-Man – LeafyGreenQueen773 (series, E, 173k) After he was bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker's life was swept up in a whirlwind of high-tech suits, hectic fights, and rubbing elbows with New York's finest heroes. At least he knew one thing: it was easier to be a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man as an independent Beta. But when his late presentation as an Omega nearly gets him killed, he has to face the truth: his life is anything but easy. Especially when the Alpha who gets to help him through his heats is the one and only Merc With A Mouth.
• Controlling Chaos – li_izumi (E, 167k) It has been a year since the Battle of New York, but while the city is recovering, mysterious sleepwalkers have been seen roaming the streets. Spider-man feels something is wrong but he seems to be the only one worried. His troubles only increase when Deadpool comes looking for some help. Their investigation takes them further than they expect, forcing them to face their own pasts. But will the bond forming between them help or hurt?
• Peter Parker’s Home For the Wayward Villain – BeanieBaby (series, T, 161k) A really long redemption story.
• Escort AU – Sintero & Staubengel (series, E, 147k) On the run, Peter has managed to carve out a living as an escort. It was lucrative work, self-managed, and provided him with the anonymity and security that he so desperately needed. // But, he never accounted for meeting Wade.
• Off the Record – crookedswingset (E, 138k) Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead. Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
• Dissonance – stuckybarnes (M, 121k) Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.
• shake it out – sleeponrooftops (series, E, 120k) There are rules, damn it. Number one: never sneak up on Peter while he’s napping or he will end up on the ceiling. Number two: stop trying to get in Peter’s pants. Wade stops listening after that one because he doesn’t like rules.
• we’re on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) – dabblingwithwords (M, 107k) Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
• Deluge – Macx (M, 100k) Weapon X chose Wade Wilson because of several factors in his life. He was a preternatural. He had extraordinary abilities that could be expanded upon. The cancer just made him desperate enough to agree to whatever they wanted to do with him. They didn't just turn him immortal. They destroyed his very soul, tearing him apart and shaping him into something new and never seen before. They took everything he had been and left him with ashes and bones. Soulless. He killed his creators and went on with his life. Then he met Spider-Man. Things started to change. Something inside him, something that had come out of the ashes and was a nightmarish, terrible thing, sat up and took notice. An intense, single-minded notice.
• Cheaper by The Three Dozen – Vixen13 & xenospider (E, 82k, inc) Peter Parker is missing and Spider-man is nowhere to be found. It's been a year, and Deadpool is tired of waiting in order to reconcile with Spider-man over the long ago fight that ended their friendship. So Deadpool puts his all into finding out where Spidey went and why he's in hiding. The answer... was extraordinarily unexpected. But Wade will do anything to fix the rift he created, so he puts his everything into keeping Peter - and three dozen surprises - safe from everyone else.
• When The Going Gets Tough, Deadpool Is Always There To Blow Shit Up Until Spidey Feels Better – Yutyrannical (E, 82k, inc) Peter went through the greatest loses of his relatively short life in a relatively short time span. There is nothing that he wants to do more than to just sleep and forget, but his mind and the world won't let him. Wade just wants to help but Spiderman keeps their relationship at a distance. However, Peter survives a close call by the skin of his teeth because of Deadpool and the beginnings of a relationship take root.
• Half Your Age (Plus Seven) – fancastical (M, 80k) In which Deadpool has oddly specific and frustrating morals, Spider-Man has excellent friends, his lab partner has an opening for a bassist, Johnny Storm has the warmest feet, and everyone has had enough of hearing Peter talk about Wade Wilson (except Aunt May: she’s always glad to hear he’s back in town).
• Princess Bride – J4k, RoanOaks, & SilverNovaHeals (series, NR, 79k) Spider-man finds Wade's dead body and nurses him back to health. Or the one in which someone drugs Wade and fucks up his healing factor just enough to where it takes an extra long time to get to full running.
• Can Beauty Come Out of Ashes (with Xanax and a Cold Brew)? – dabblingwithwords (E, 75k) Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.
• The Only One – Schmuzz (M, 70k) Tony Stark has some suspicions that one of his employees in R&D is sneaking tech to his competitors. He definitely doesn’t like Deadpool, but the regenerating degenerate is reliable - so long as the price is right. Wade Wilson has been trying to emulate Spider-Man and get out of the merc business for a few months now, and happily takes Stark up on his offer. He even gets to brag to his role model/crush about how he’s been trailing his mark, a nerdy college student named Peter Parker.
• Calendar Girl – iFlail & Jenetica (M, 67k) Peter sucks in a breath and hides his face with a sip of cocoa. Aunt May repeating his own idea back to him cements it in his mind. Deadpool needs a friend more than anyone else in the world right now, and Peter’s job is to protect people. Even if that means protecting them from themselves. He’s going to be the best fucking friend Deadpool ever had, even if it kills him. Which it very well might.
• In the Good Old Summertime – Crockzilla (E, 64k) Peter Parker works four jobs and is generally angry at the state of the world. Then he meets a veteran with radical notions about social justice. And they both love Judy Garland.
• Part & Parcel – BC_Brynn (series, M, 60k) Peter is being courted by Deadpool. With words. And life-saving. // The Winter Soldier thing is worrying, but hey, they’re building a home here. Or, you know, a castle. Digging the moat. Planting the shrubbery. Tending the hearth. That sort of thing.
• Patron Saint – isaDanCurtisproduction (T, 58k) Peter is desperate. Hungry and alone on the streets, he's ready and willing to do anything to change his situation, even if just for a night. And sharing a stranger's bed would be no hardship, especially when the alternatives include dumpster-diving for dinner and sleeping, arms wrapped around him, beneath a chilly and indifferent sky. Then a man named Wade Wilson steps into his life.
• Scar Tissue – LilacFleur (E, 56k, inc) The deranged serial killer Cletus Kasady - aka Carnage - has escaped prison again, and its up to Peter to put him back. Deadpool doesn't want Spiderman anywhere near the dangerous symbiote. They're both hiding things from each other, and it becomes harder when feelings begin to mingle with the already impossible situation. No one can know Peter is Spiderman if he doesn't want to lose them. No one is allowed to know who the real Wade is behind his sarcastic demeanor. And Cletus Kasady wants them both dead.
• Sitting Next To You – lunarshores (E, 54k, inc) When it comes to Deadpool, Peter never thought he'd have anything to do with him, apart from kicking him out of town. But it had been a terrible day, and Deadpool is always good at cheering him up, not that he'd ever tell him that. And he's just in town for a simple SHIELD mission, and nothing could be wrong with that. Right?
• we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway american dream – darkavengerz (T, 52k) Deadpool's back in town and Peter seems to be the only one keeping an eye on him.
• Winning Peter – iamtheyellowbox (M, 50k, inc) When Wade comes across Peter for the first time, his interest is piqued. And Peter...Peter isn't sure what to think.
• Mutation Squared – MysticMoonhigh (E, 43k) When Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive spider (for the second time, since apparently he didn't learn his lesson) he undergoes a strange second mutation. Left with eight eyes and a ridiculous amount of body hair, he must learn to cope with his new transformation and new powers. Good thing Wade Wilson is there to help him out.
• Damage – dontcareajot (M, 42k) Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
• Allostasis – ruralfishingcat (M, 42k) Peter had a tendency to put up walls to isolate himself; even as Spider-Man, he could only suffer through so much death and destruction. It was precautionary, really, and those he'd pushed away would thank him were they aware of the circumstances. Of course, Deadpool had his own tendencies, one of which was to break down said walls (fourth ones included). As grating as it was, a small sliver of Peter hoped the mercenary would be able to succeed.
• I Think I Missed a Step (‘Cause I’m Fallin’ For You) – mokuyoubi (E, 41k) Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.
• we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) – meekinheritance (M, 40k) Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.) Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth. Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?
• must make good choices for a living – o1nm (M, 39k, inc) After May's sudden and mysterious death, Peter finds himself avoiding an overdue college life and barely making enough money to live in one spot for long. When he comes across an opportunity to share a space with someone called Wade Wilson, he simply cannot refuse the cheap price and prime location. // And then that person turns out to be Deadpool of all people. And then Peter finds his double life getting that much more complicated. And then a lot of things start making painful sense about the merc. And then, and then… // And then 10,000 pancakes. // Lord love a duck.
• Freefal – Wilt (E, 37k) It's been a long time since Peter took off his mask in front of someone he loved, cracked a nervous smile and said, “This is me”. He swore to himself he'd never do it again, and he's been making a good run of it by spending more time as Spiderman than Peter Parker for the past few years. But for some reason, being Spiderman also means spending a lot of time around Deadpool. And, like clockwork, that same old turmoil comes creeping back again.
• Use Me – xxjinchuurikixx (E, 35k) Peter wants to help Wade. Wants to make him feel beautiful, wants to make him feel wanted... Wants to put out the fire in his own gut whenever he sees the merc for what he really is. He does.
• When Boy Meets Arachnophiliac – ImagineYourself (E, 35k) A three part story about fucking things up and trying to fix them because with sex this good, how could you not fall in love?
• The Perks of Being Smarter Than Everyone Gives You Credit For – alphasaceraptor & Orcusnox (M, 32k, inc) Peter Parker, your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man, is sapiosexual. You'd think, working as an intern under Tony Stark and Bruce Banner, he'd have his pick of the best brains around. But apparently not. Someone's been lying about how smart a certain mercenary actually is, and that puts Peter in a sticky situation when said mercenary starts interacting with Peter. And with trouble brewing at Stark Industries, you just know this is going to be a wild ride...
• Another Trip Around the Sun – isaDanCurtisproduction (M, 31k) Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask. And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.
• Come As You Are – Skyshadow3246 & Wolfloner (E, 31k) His mind kept wandering back to that stupid quiz and the unwelcome feeling that he wasn’t enough. That maybe Wade wasn’t getting his needs met, and that maybe Peter was being selfish for hating the idea of Wade seeking out anyone else. Even if it was just sex. That was something people did right? Just have sex for the sake of it? No feelings or emotions attached? He dropped down a block away from where he’d ditched his clothing and waited until he could return to the alley and retrieve them. It was late. He just wanted to be at home and warm and curled up with Wade. He could think about the rest later.
• Happenstance – HelloAfternoon (M, 31k, inc) Peter accidentally does Deadpool a solid and earns his gratitude and indebtedness, regardless of whether or not he wants it. Unfortunately, he does all of this as Peter Parker, which leads to a strange double life with Deadpool.
• Am I Going to be Tonightless Again? - Katastrophi & Meeps (E, 29k) After months of noticing a cute little brunet following him to a bar, Wade Wilson decides to take matters into his own hands and confronts him about it. It’s more than either of them could have hoped for.
• The 6 Times Peter Wanted to Reveal his Identity (And the 1 Time He Did) – Spongeekat (M, 28k) Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.
• What We Become – Birdie (E, 28k) There were some scars that didn't fade. Cable had left his mark upon Wade more than any other person. The memories of the pain were etched into Wade's mind, enough so that he found himself driven to crime once more, and it was up to Spider-Man to help him. There was one obstacle: how could he gain Wade's trust when he couldn't even trust Wade with his face?
• Tacos, Spider-suits, and Sex – Castello (E, 28k) Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. Just sex, no strings, perfect for your everyday crimefighter. They haven't even shared their identities. Peter's happy with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask.
• Miracles – VyxenSkye (series, M, 27k) In a world where there are Alphas, Betas, and Omegas, two heroes are about to find their lives turned upside down by a revelation that no one expected…
• How To Get Physical – Wilt (E, 26k) What do you do when you realize you have feelings for your best friend, who also definitely has feelings for you too? And how do you cross the line from friendship to something more when your body doesn't exactly fit the mold?
• Pity Party – scarii (T, 26k) Eight meetings between Spider-Man and Deadpool, in alleyways and on rooftops and in warehouses.
• it’s okay to not be okay – Setkia (T, 26k) Peter and Wade both have their own issues, but they'll get through it.
• Hands – schierlingsbecher (E, 25k) After going through a lot of shitty fights and missions together, Spider-Man reveals the face and name under the mask to Deadpool. Wade is stunned.
• Smile – Seth_Figment (T, 24k) Deadpool meets Peter Parker, the cute guy who saw his face and smiled.
• wasn’t looking for this – cherryvanilla (series, E, 23k) When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.
• Screw Them, I Love You – Silvergray1358 (E, 23k) When Peter Parker reveals his identity to Deadpool, both men struggle to work around this new dynamic. It doesn't help that the Tin Man known as Iron Man is sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong, thank you very much.
• Biophysics, Relationships, and Other Inscrutable Sciences – niðavellir (series, M, 22k) Peter's graduate mentor uses their power imbalance for his own gain, and Peter just wants to finish his thesis.
• The Man in the Mask – thelonebamf (G, 21k) When Wade is unceremoniously dropped off into the custody of one Dr. Parker, he assumes the man has only the worst possible intentions for one of the world's last remaining mutants. But it turns out, the universe still holds plenty of surprises for them both.
• Seven Years Went Under the Bridge – freakydeakymoonmagic (T, 21k) In which Peter’s life blows by faster than he can keep track of and being a superhero is really just about eating a lot and talking to your friends when you’re supposed to be working. All in all, Peter isn't sure how he and Deadpool ended up spending so much time together, but he’d say he’s pretty happy about it.
• Spideypool – QuirkyNeon (E, 21k) The guy is wearing a sweater vest and button up shirt, and Wade Wilson has never been more charmed by some stranger in a gay bar in his life. // The morning after Wade brings Peter home from the bar is full of pancakes and shower sex (not in that order). The weeks after are full of Wade worrying and missing Peter enough that even Spider-Man can't fill the void (in every order). That is, until Peter pops back up and gives him something(s) that he's wanted since their first night together.
• Yours, Mine, Ours – LaLunaWritesStuff (E, 20k) Peter and Wade move in together, of course there are some obstacles along the way to their new shared future.
• You will hear my heart beating – ImagineYourself (E, 20k) Peter and Wade weren't really friends. They just hung out and even though Peter had Wade's number, he never called him. Sometimes they just wound up on the same rooftop at night and Peter often assumed that Wade had really been looking for him, but he wasn't going to mention it. They ate tacos together every once in a while and one time Peter crashed at a safe house that Wade owned when they had done some business by the docks and Peter was too tired to make it home. But they weren't friends.
• In Which… – VyxenSkye (T, 20k) A random '5 times' fic. Peter getting into trouble and Wade being there to get him out of it.
• I’m Not That Good at Breathing In – Celebrate_the_irony (NR, 20k) “You want to fake date me?” Peter replied. Was this real? This couldn’t possibly be a real thing that Peter was being asked. // “Well I would actual date you if you really want, but we’d need to establish a safe word first.” He could practically see the horrific images in Deadpool’s brain. // Or Peter is very clearly in love with Wade and needs a farcical situation to get him to realise it.
• It Had to Be You – fancastical (T, 20k) Five Times Deadpool Recognised Spider-Man and One Time He Didn't
• The Perks of Working Third Shift – Vixen13 (E, 19k) Wade is wandering the globe and ends up in NYC where he meets the absolute most perfect man he's ever seen who's working third shift at a quick mart. Even better, the man seems happy to flirt back. Wade makes it his mission to score a date. Peter stopped dating a long time ago, but Wade's flirtations, energetic attitude and hilarious comments make it hard for Peter not to enjoy the attention. But will all of that be ruined if Wade finds out his secret?
• Tangled Webs (Baby, You’re My Soulmate) – mustehelmi (M, 19k) Peter obsesses over his soulmate W well into his teens, when he takes a one-hundred-and-eighty degree turn and decides that he can date whoever he wants. Problem is, after meeting Deadpool he doesn’t want to date just anyone.
• The Stalking of Wade Wilson – soymilk (M, 18k) It’s around this point that a niggling thread of thought worms its way into his head when he’s not paying attention, one that gently suggests that Wade might be slightly less of a bad guy than Peter previously thought.
• I Really Like You – sadieb798 (series, E, 17k) A sudden weight clamps down on Peter’s right shoulder - a hand, he realizes when the fingers give his arm a brief squeeze - that immediately makes him tense. Why didn’t my spider-sense go off? Peter wonders as he turns to look - And comes face-to-face with Deadpool.
• you can stay as long as you like – andouilles (E, 16k) Wade and Peter have a one-night stand, then accidentally become boyfriends.
• Mistakes – WebbedUpKatanas (NR, 16k) Peter has made a lot of mistakes in the past, and he knows having sex with Deadpool has to be one of the bigger ones on his list. So why can't he stop doing it?
• Voices – whitebox_yellowbox (E, 15k, inc) Wade and Peter are friends--just friends--but when a run-in with an unfamiliar villain gives Peter an unexpected ability, things might get a little complicated.
• what light through yonder window – hellornothing (M, 14k) the one where they get together via late night window visits.
• Self-Fulfilling Prophesy – rubberbutton (E, 14k) Wade pisses off a goddess, and Peter has three days to convince him to apologize before she drags him to the Underworld.
• For the Merc Who Has Everything – Crockzilla & Vixen13 (M, 14k) Wade is so happy to be spending the holidays with his husband in their new house. If only he could stop having these weird dreams.
• set fire to my bed – Devral (E, 14k) If Wade were to pick “Most Likely to Attack Him Due to Comments About Their Ass,” the witch and her sex-curse wouldn’t have been at the top of his list.
• A Safe Place – TheStrange_One (NR, 14k) When Wade goes into heat, he forgets everything. Everything that makes him HIM retreats into his mind because of his past. Peter makes it his mission to know each heat Wade knows he's a good omega and safe. That he'll never rape Wade or anything. That he'll take care of the omega. Even when past figures show up.
• Picture This – RansomNotes (T, 13k) Spider-Man and Deadpool are just acquaintances and occasional colleagues. But when Spider-Man is photographed being rescued and carried by Deadpool, the resulting media coverage means very different things to Peter and Wade, when everyone assumes they’re in a relationship together. A fake-dating, acquaintances-to-friends-to-lovers story, with all the humor and angst SpideyPool can provide, as Peter deals with his growing feelings and Wade copes with a very unpredictable relationship, and the Avengers are judging the whole thing from the sidelines.
• Babysitter Needed – SeasonsofLauren (E, 12k) Peter is a starving college student who makes money babysitting. Wade is a single father who is in desperate need of some help. Neither knows what the other does with their free time.
• A Helping Hand – xenospider (E, 11k) Deadpool is going into heat, and he's just lost all his suppressants. To top it off, Paste Pot Pete blew up his favorite pharmacy. Spider-Man shows up as he's chasing the villain, but they end up glued together. (Thanks to Deadpool wrecking Paste Pot's equipment.) Deadpool has the chemicals Spidey needs to make a solvent to separate them back at his apartment, but does he really want his hero to find out that he's not an alpha?
• Arachnid meets Mercenary (and is happier for it) – landunderwave (M, 11k) Spiderman is strong, fast, self-confident, sassy. Peter Parker is awkward, nerdy, socially graceless, and visibly not-human. They are both so very lonely. Enter stage left, one Merc with a Mouth, aka Deadpool, aka Wade Winston Wilson, booty-seeker extraordinaire. Also secretly lonely.
• I’ll Be Good For You – violaceum_vitellina_viridis (E, 10k) The fire in Peter’s eyes only ever meant good things.
• the ihop in us all – 01nm (T, 10k) Spider-Man acquires Deadpool's number, knowing that he would most likely never use it ...and then he accidentally texts them after a strange dream.
• Stuck in the Crossfire – Mystery_Name (G, 10k) Peter's stuck in his civies during a bank heist and can't sneak away to get into costume. Even worse when he's taken as a hostage while the robbers demand Spider-Man and his team to show themselves. With the clock ticking down and a gun to Peter's head, he's team is forced to send in a replacement. Peter is not impressed, to say the least.
• Seven Ways To Woo – wadey_wilson (M, 10k) Peter and Wade have known each other for three years now. If in Peter's opinion Wade has suddenly started acting strangely, it's most probably true.
• The Ass in Assassin – lunarshores (E, 10k) Peter goes to what is supposed to be a simple briefing with SHIELD on a new threat to New York and finds himself under arrest for a string of murdered assassins—who have all been targeting him? Luckily, Peter knows exactly who might have answers.
• It’s Valentine’s Day, Spider-Hubby – xxdrarryrebellexx (G, 10k) Spiderman thinks it's about time the team finds out about his husband, if only so they'll finally learn to take his romantic advice seriously. His life is never that simple.
• we are only sparks but together we are burning bright – pseudofoucault333 (M, 10k) Peter’s Instagram page has unknowingly become Wade’s piece of heaven when he was looking for something beautiful to get off to. But when he starts to follow and like all Peter’s posts, never did he think it would result in him getting a happy ending with his friendly neighbourhood Spider.
• stray away – fwop (T, 10k) It's not like Peter doesn't understand how royally fucked up this is. He does. He really, really does. He can't even look Aunt May in the eyes anymore, that's how fucked up this is. But like (almost) everything in his life, this one kinda just came up and bit him without warning. This particular bite doesn't come with brand spanking new powers and better eyesight. It does, however, come with a mercenary... with a mouth. More specifically, he'd like to come with a mercenary, maybe in his mouth?
• Relief – thespideyboy (NR, 10k) A tussle with an eighteen-wheeler leaves Peter in need of some attention. Luckily for him, Wade's around and happy to help.
• to wait and see, to breathe relief – thespideyboy (NR, 10k) the one where peter can't seem to catch a break
• 32 Tacos and a Kiss – Devral & SpiderKatana (T, 10k) Wade develops a massive crush on his adorable delivery guy. It shouldn't have surprised him that he fell for the same person twice. AKA five times Wade tried to impress Peter Parker and the one time he realized he didn't have to.
• this heart needs (something) – bankrobbery (E, 9k) Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.
• For him. – BloodthirstyMerc (E, 9k) “We.” Wade mumbles and Peter nods firmly. // “We, I’m not giving up on you, I want to help. Wade… Wade, I need you to be okay.” Peter drops his gaze, heat coming to his cheeks. Wade stares for a moment, chewing his bottom lip.
• Don’t Keep Me Waiting – dracoismytrashson (E, 9k) Peter's 90% sure Wade likes him. Or at least he was sure. When you almost jerk off in front of the friend you're definitely not pathetically pining for and they never mention it again, it makes you doubt yourself. Peter knows he should probably just ask what the fuck is going on, but where's the angsty fun in that?
• Can You Please Shut Up – hurricanekid (T, 8k) Peter is writing an editorial, Spiderman and Peter are two different people in terms of Wade’s understanding, and Peter adores his coffee.
• Different Strokes – Vixen13 (E, 8k) Peter’s just trying to live his life as a normal omega — as normal as an omega can be after being bitten by a radioactive spider. What he certainly did not need while out of costume and quickly falling into heat was to run into Deadpool. Alphas usually didn’t take kindly to what happened to Peter during his unique, super-powered heats. Turns out, Deadpool is the absolute opposite of upset about it.
• magnets – cicadas (series, E, 8k) They'd discussed this. They'd discussed Peter breaking open the door, dragging Wade out by force and taking him, but discussion and actuality were very different things. // It was during a Seinfeld marathon two weeks later that Wade suggested they try again.
• cornerstone – thespideyboy (NR, 8k) another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.
• Not One Hundred Percent – HashtagLEH (M, 7k) After being drugged at a party, Peter is lucid enough to figure out that he needs help. But who does he even know (and trust) enough that he can just pop up on their doorstep at two in the morning?Meanwhile, Wade would just really like to know who this random college kid is that showed up at his door.
• I know your secret – jilliancares (G, 7k) “I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.
• One Down – ImagineYourself (E, 7k) Wade's looking for Peter when the boxes start to get too loud. Everything turns out not as bad as Wade thinks it will.
• I’ll Be The Blood (If You’ll Be The Bones) – xenowhore (M, 7k) “Pete…?” Wade’s face was a kaleidoscope of emotions. Hope, fear, relief. Peter watched them warring across his features, watched his eyes as they darted around the room, down at Peter’s hand and back up to hesitantly look into Peter’s eyes.
• I’m Just Trying To Love You Crazy – vintagerogers (T, 7k) He looks back at Peter as he pulls his hood up, baseball cap pulled down low over his head. He looks angelic, curled up beneath Wade's sheets, hair fanned out across the pillow, eyelashes against his cheeks. Wade loves him. Wade loves him so much.
• I Want to Have Your Babies! – ChickenGoesMoo, Devra, & SpiderKatana (M, 6k) Spider-Man has rejected Deadpool's advances more times than he can count. He's an omega, sure, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall for every Alpha that shows interest. Even if that interest doesn't seem to fade over the course of two years. He's determined to get the mercenary to leave him alone. He's heard every line in the book and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, Deadpool says can surprise him anymore. He's completely certain of that. Right up until Deadpool screams, "I want to carry your babies!"
• We Give and We Give – Only_1_Truth (NR, 6k) Peter doesn't realize that he's hollowing himself out until he starts trying to help Deadpool. If Peter can help Deadpool not kill people, the Avengers are happy, and so is everyone else - so Spiderman should do all he can. Right? // Sometimes, the 'greater good' shreds is most loyal followers, and it takes a special kind of person to put them back together again.
• Echos – just_beginning (M, 6k) Peter has gone through Wade's house a thousand times, so why did it take him this long to realize: Wade doesn't own any mirrors? // Peter sets out to prove a point to his boyfriend.
• Wing Fic – AnimeLoveLover123 (T, 6k) A humans wings have evolved over time into something sentimental you only ever show to the people you love the most, or when they spring out on there own when you're just to happy. Wade however has had his wings destroyed beyond his healing factor, and who would want ruined wings? Obviously not the 6 people he has shown his to. So, like many things in his life, Wade has just given up hope, but then Peter had to show up.
• Mute – StarkerThanReality (G, 6k) Spidey is cursed mute by a villain who is annoyed by his quips. Only a kiss from someone who loves him can break the spell. Unfortunately Peter has systematically isolated himself since Gwen's death. With May gone on vacation (or dead) there is no one else who truly loves him. After all, Deadpool is just messing around when he flirts with Peter and says he loves him. Right?
• Do you get the message I’m tryna send to you? – niðavellir (M, 6k) Five times Wade sang to Peter, and one time Peter sang to Wade.
• The Break-Up Game – natashabartin (T, 6k) In which Wade tries to do what's "best" for Peter and break up with him, multiple times, but, somehow, the brat manages to see through him every time like he's the Invisible Woman.
• we’ve only got forever – thespideyboy (NR, 5k) the one where the universe decides to piss all over wade's plans. again.
• Who Wants Some Pancakes? – Spiro (T, 5k) The story of how Peter Parker realized that he was in love with Wade Wilson and kind of freaks out about it.
• Wooing Wade Wilson – QuirkyNeon (M, 5k) aka the one where Wade's targets keep getting gift wrapped by Spider-Man and Deadpool keeps being there to help rescue Peter Parker from weirdly chill villains of the week with various Avengers
• I Didn’t Say That Out Loud – DarkMoonMaiden (T, 5k) While on a mission, Peter and Wade end up bonding in a more literal way than they thought they would.
• Can’t Quit You – NotEvenCloseToStraight (E, 5k) Wade starts dating Peter, and doesn't know he is Spidey
• Next Time – vulcanhighblood (M, 5k) Deadpool finds himself in a bit of a predicament when a hit goes wrong, and he ends up on the receiving end of a particularly nasty aphrodisiac. Fortunately, Spider-Man is there to help him through the worst of it.
• Dig Down Deep – saruma_aki (T, 4k) Appearances are deceiving--that was a lesson he learned early on. The appearance of a father when he was an abuser. The appearance of a dutiful soldier when it just made him grin. The appearance of a charming man when he was really there to kill you. The appearance of a monster when he was just another person. He wished his appearance didn't say unfeeling. He wished that wasn't what people assumed.
• Five Times Deadpool Asked Spider-Man For Relationship Advice and One Time He Took It – kangaroar (T, 4k) Deadpool has found a new mystery love interest. For some reason, Spider-Man doesn't like this development at all.
• One For The Books – mokuyoubi (E, 4k) MRA terrorists storm the library, and Peter is unreasonably jealous of how into his secret identity Deadpool seems to be.
• you say I got a touch so good – fwop (M, 4k) Wade sits down beside him, holding out his palm and Peter meets it with the hand Wade ungloved before and the pain subsides instantly, only to be replaced with a toe-curling wave of… pleasure. // "What the fuck," Peter groans, gripping Wade's hand harshly.
• Act – Crockzilla (E, 4k) Peter is a good actor. Too good, perhaps.
• Folded Feathers – Era_Penn (T, 4k) Of everyone who ever saw Peter's pitch black wings, only three people stayed: Uncle Ben, Aunt May, and Gwen Stacy. Two of them are dead. Peter refuses to show his wings to anyone else, ever. And then Wade Wilson comes along with his gorgeous white and gold wings and ruins everything.
• All That Work, Gone – AnimeLoveLover123 (M, 4k) Peter has spent the last couple years working to improve Wade's fragile self-esteem, to prove that he's there with him for the long run. He was so close, Wade had even secretly gotten him a ring, through he was hesitating to give it. Then Tony and the team had to ruin it all. Now Peter had to clean up the mess that they made Wade.
• baby, I’d victoria your secret anytime – ghostsoldier (E, 4k) Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but… “And the bra?” Peter croaks.
• Pictures of Us – Lafaiette (E, 3k) Sometimes he wonders if Peter’s talent and love for photography - and love for him - could make a picture with him in it beautiful despite his scars, his ugliness, his monstrosity.
• The Best Gift Ever – xypeilo (G, 3k) Peter catches Wade admiring a dress, and comes up with an idea.
• Sunligh on Your Skin – Aerographer (E, 3k) Wade tried to not make a habit out of hiding things from his boyfriend. Really, he tried. He told Peter everything, even if it took him a little while to open up. Wade didn't know why it was so hard, so difficult, to tell Peter that he was born with the wrong parts.
• Team Wade Population Spiderman – AlexTheShipper (G, 2k) When Peter joins the Avengers he discovers that earth's mightiest heroes might be more aptly described as the earth's douchiest heroes. (And he's met Wolverine so that's saying something.) Peter comes to realize that if his heroes are going to be mean to Wade than he needs to find better heroes. JJ is going to have a field day with this. He can see the headline now. Spiderman Quits Avengers, too good for earth's heroes!

To Read

• Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) – Sarah_Sandwich (T, 72k) The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
• Heartfelt – doctorestranged (E, 57k) In a world where some people are privileged enough to have a second half, the universe is careful to cross their paths when they need each other the most.
• Common Deadpool Distractions – Leata (series, E, 52k) Everyone that knows Deadpool knows how distracting the man can be. Unlike everyone else Peter finds everything including the merc's motor mouth attractive. A collect of snapshots from Peter and Wade's relationship, and how it changes over the course of twenty years.
• Lately I’ve been thinking, I want you to be happier. – ShinobiShan (T, 51k) Wade and Peter are close, but nobody really knew just how close, not even them. And somebody is going to have a lot of explaining to do about whatever the hell a 'soul-bond' is.
• Restart My Broken Heart – adoctoraday (E, 36k) Wade can't remember the last time someone touched him without the intent to hurt or injure him. He can't remember the last time he wasn't lonely. He can't remember much good at all anymore. Call it weakness, call it loneliness, call it whatever you want...he's not going to be alone tonight.
• eventually and forever – thespideyboy (T, 24k) They’re not together. But they could be, and that’s all that’s keeping Peter going right now. He’ll get over it eventually.
• tell me about it – Schmuzz (T, 21k) Five times someone made a comment about how awful Deadpool was, and the one time Peter realized they were being serious.
• 5 Times – lildemonsemen (series, M, 20k)One day, little notes started popping up around the city attached to criminals. Which, okay, it’s New York. But the content of them was just weird. Albeit semi-cute, although Peter refused to call the work of his apparent stalker cute. // Peter saved them all - not because he liked them, no - but because he figured they might be clues to something. After a while, Peter had accumulated about ten of them and he quickly pieced together the anagram behind the random numbers and letters. // 13 E 42nd, 11, Jan 4, dibs on little spoon, kiss kiss // Peter, with maturity beyond his years, realized going would be a terrible decision. Of course, he did it anyway.
• And They Were Roomates (Oh my God They Were Roomates) – bluejaygemini (NR, 18k) Peter Parker needs a roommate, and the hunt isn't going so well. A foul-mouthed, mysterious stranger is about to solve that problem -and create a plethora of new ones. Fate has a funny way of bringing people into your life, and sometimes fate decides that's gonna happen in a laundromat at two in the morning.
• I’ll show you mine if you show me yours – stellarmads (M, 13k) Peter is having a hard time balancing the life of Peter Parker and the life of Spider-Man. Throw in our favorite talkative merc and a truth serum and see what happens. Started as a one shot, potentially moving into a series.