• bananas are mushy.
• they're not juicy (don't give me none of this 70 percent water business... i don't buy it.)
• they're not eaten cold. (i have this thing about cold fruit. i don't like it when my fruit aren't cold.)
• they smell weird.
• they taste weird.
• the sound people make when they eat them is just GROSS.
• they turn brown! (okay, so a lot of other fruit does too...and i have nothing against brown. my friend lindsay is brown! heehee)
• artificially-flavored banana is the WORST flavor in candy ever. (notice all the yellow runts and laffy taffy's are always left? oh and don't even get me started on jelly belly's)
• the peels are highly lethal weapons! (not that i've ever been a victim...i stay far away from anything that was ever part of a banana)
• what kind of fruit doesn't have seeds? hmm???

(note: i saw this rotting banana peel in a meijer parking lot a few months ago. i nearly threw up.)