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I'm just a kid who's watched too much movies and listened to too much music. I have a girlfriend I'm in love with and I'm a bit of a romantic. I'm also pretty addicted to my Xbox 360. On top of that I'm the greatest bassist that no ones heard of. My other major talent however is writing. I'm also Daft Punk. Both of them.

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  • When in doubt, yell.
  • Do not say I love you first. It's a sign of weakness.
  • Do not admit love at all. It's a sign of weakness.
  • When losing an argument reply with "You would say that"
  • Compare relationship to Twilight. If far from Twilight, your relationship sucks.
  • When you get bored find someone for the night. Only one night though otherwise its cheating.
  • Do not experiment in the bedroom. Ever.
  • Arguments are not natural and a sign of your dying relationship.
  • Sandwich making is the most important female skill.
  • Never listen to me for relationship advice.
jan 22 2010 ∞
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