- Sweaty palms
- Shifty eyes
- iPhone fiddling
- Too much water drinking
- Too much coffee drinking
- Conspicuously rapid text messaging
- Pretending to write things down
- Unnecessary Facebook checking
- Fondling my hair
- Going to the bathroom a lot or at least more than is realistically necessary in order to assess the quality of my physical appearance and primp accordingly
oct 7 2011 ∞
oct 13 2012 +