• Sweaty palms
  • Shifty eyes
  • iPhone fiddling
  • Too much water drinking
  • Too much coffee drinking
  • Conspicuously rapid text messaging
  • Pretending to write things down
  • Unnecessary Facebook checking
  • Fondling my hair
  • Going to the bathroom a lot or at least more than is realistically necessary in order to assess the quality of my physical appearance and primp accordingly
oct 7 2011 ∞
oct 13 2012 +