• Get hair extensions
  • Use hard drugs
  • Say "faggot"
  • Drink an Appletini
  • Dress up my dog
  • Argue for the sake of arguing
  • Consciously initiate competition
    • Except during Oscar parties.
  • Get plastic surgery
  • Wear blush or eyeshadow
  • Wear fake eyelashes/fingernails
  • Eat tunafish or hot dogs
  • Wear skinny jeans
  • Wear a miniskirt
  • Listen to advice from Dr. Phil
jan 24 2009 ∞
mar 25 2009 +