For the record, any and all names that are marked with a line through them are those individuals who, upon further consideration, I have determined conclusively that I would not like to smooch.

• Casey Affleck
• Alec Baldwin c. 1993
• Jason Bateman
• Anthony Bourdain
• David Bowie
• Pierce Brosnan
• Stephen Colbert
• John Cusack c. 1990
• Robert De Niro c. 1976
• Henry Fonda c. 1941
• Zach Galifianakis
• Mel Gibson c. 1990 (pre-Catholicism)
• Philip Seymour Hoffman c. 2000
• Shahrukh Khan
• Kevin Kline
• Dr. Drew Pinsky
• Keanu Reeves c. 1992
• Linus Roache
• Peter Sellers c. 1964
• James Spader c. 1989
• James Stewart c. 1939
• David Strathairn
• Joe Strummer c. 1980
• Jon Stewart
• Justin Timberlake
• Tom Waits c. 1990
• Sam Waterston c. 1985
• Orson Welles c. 1941
• Steve Zahn
• Warren Beatty c. 1970
• Jack Black
• Anthony Bourdain
• David Bowie
• Marlon Brando c. 1954
• Pierce Brosnan
• Gabriel Byrne
• Michael Cera (F.U. George Michael)
• Kyle Chandler
• John Cho
• Stephen Colbert
• Willem Dafoe
• Daniel Day-Lewis
• JAMES DEAN
• Benicio Del Toro
• Paul Dinello
• Robert Downey Jr.
• Clint Eastwood c. 1971
• David Farrar c. 1945
• William Fichtner
• Harrison Ford c. 1977
• Zach Galifiniakis
• Jeff Goldblum
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Ryan Gosling
• Bruce Greenwood
• Sanjay Gupta
• Bill Hader
• Dustin Hoffman c. 1974
• William Holden c. 1955
• Rock Hudson c. 1954
• Jeremy Irons c. 1988
• Gene Kelly c. 1952
• Irfhan Khan
• Val Kilmer (in better days)
• John Krasinski
• Kevin Kline c. 1994
• Shia LaBoeuf
• Hugh Laurie
• James McAvoy
• Andrew McCarthy c. 186
• Ewan McGregor
• Julian McMahon
• Seth Meyers
• Ebon Moss-Bachrach
• Liam Neeson
• Sam Neill c. 1992
• Paul Newman c. 1966
• Jack Nicholson c. 1972
• Jeremy Northam
• Edward Norton
• Conan O'Brien
• Jerry O'Connell
• Peter O'Toole c. 1962
• Lee Pace
• Al Pacino c. 1974
• Robert Pattinson
• Gregory Peck c. 1955
• Joaquin Phoenix c. 2002
• Dr. Drew Pinsky
• Dennis Quaid c. 1995
• Aidan Quinn c. 1997
• Robert Redford c. 1973
• Alan Rickman
• Linus Roache
• Mickey Rourke c. 1989
• Paul Rudd
• Robert Sean Leonard
• Jason Sudeikis
• Patrick Swayze c. 1986
• Dylan Walsh
• Brian Williams