Despite the progressive whittling away of 99% of activities that once proved sufficiently pleasurable to me, these few things have managed, somewhat miraculously, to stand the test of time:

• Having and using a disposable camera
• Stealing Will Notini's Nautica flannel any time he leaves it at the Cunt Castle (which is more often than not)
• Will informing us, "things are different from other things, but they're also the same"
• Using St. Ives apricot scrub after 1-2 day stretches of bath-less, squalor-like living: emerging from the shower with magnificently robust skin and hair as a result
• Repeated viewings of various SNL digital shorts that never get old
• My perfectly fitting, endlessly utilitarian gray trench coat from Uniqlo
• Spooning dense vegetable soup out of bowls with crusty bread
• Charting my ovulation/menstruation on the iPeriod application
• Excellent bottom-up lighting on the Cunt Castle's secondary mannequin
• Making desperate fruit smoothies with my hand held blender at 10:00 PM
• Writing in my moleskine journal with a 0.35mm MUJI pen
• The smell of lavender oil on my pillow