- Always read the fine print
- Lift with your kness, never your back
- The dishwasher will leave the dishes distinctly cleaner if and when one chooses to wash those dishes in the sink beforehand
- Sitting with a view of the door in any public establishment is likely to give one the best point of view from which to observe . . .
- The (indiscriminate) use of expletives will, inevitably, make one sound and appear crude and inarticulate to any unfortunate bystander
- There's no such thing as constructive use of the word "hate"
- If it's cold, keep your chest and head covered
- Never use metal utensils on non-stick pans
- Knife safety is of the utmost importance
- Take extra kleenex
- Take extra napkins
apr 12 2010 ∞
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