Many a long and lonely night have I wondered, just what would it be like to invite Daniel Day-Lewis over for some Scrabble and sandwiches? Just what sorts of delicious peanut-based delectables could President Carter whip up for me as we discuss women's rights and the Israeli/Palestine conflict? I suppose that for now I'll have to make do with my dreams.

• Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.
• Jimmy Carter
• Jon Stewart
• Martin Scorsese
• Robert De Niro
• Daniel Day-Lewis
• Isabella Rosselini
• Meryl Streep
• Tom Waits
• David Lynch