- He's survived exposure to at least half of the available cunts of the aforementioned castle and remains unphased
- He's entirely receptive to the idea of us writing, editing and publishing a double issue of the Cunt Manifesto and the Patriot Handbook in conjunction with one another
- Doesn't complain during menstruation-centric discussion
- Keeps his promises to check in on desperate, strung-out pseudo-lesbians at 7:30 in the morning as they continue to plug away at futile academic devices, despite their joint state of prolonged sleeplessness
- Perfectly paternal, caring and considerate responses to the emotional, physical and psychological death of various cunts on the evening of November 19th, as well as the multitude of intermittently death-infused days that clearly followed (and will, in all likelihood, continue to)
- Only in recent weeks has he found it relevant to mention, apparently, his secret, continual emptying of the castle's communal trash can
- We can still go to the bathroom with the door open
- His wardrobe compliments our communal color pallette
- This is really our primary motivation for keeping him
- He's ceased to close the bathroom door, either
- He's on top of the UTI situation
- He has really comfortable sweaters
- I can't zip my coat without him
nov 10 2010 ∞
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