Oh, what I would give to be lulled into a restful slumber by any and all of these individuals. But, alas, I will resign myself to haggard narrations of penguin documentaries and the occasional insurance commercial.

• Orson Welles
• Alec Baldwin
• Tom Waits
• Werner Herzog
• Leonard Cohen
• Marlon Brando
• Ian McKellen
• Christopher Walken
• Jennifer Tily
• Jack Nicholson
• James Mason
• Max Von Sydow
• William Shatner
• Jimmy Stewart
• Peter O'Toole
• John Goodman
• Gene Hackman
• Sam Elliott
• Jeremy Irons
• Sean Connery