As the antithesis to my previous list, people who "know things," a la Kristen. This is a select smattering of those people who, though they're in possession of the infinite potential for personal change that is their innate, mammalian birthright, maintain a philosophy of living that seems to exist in diametric opposition to the blossoming of that state, which would allow one to come into full contact with the Self. To make matters worse, there's not one person included here who hasn't devoted their life to a seemingly concrete spiritual, religious or ideological reality that is, at it's core, a gross illusion.

• Rob Adonis
• Bill Maher
• Ann Coulter
• George W. Bush
• Kirk Cameron
• Dick Cheney
• Richard Dawkins
• Reverend Clinton J. Edison
• Jerry Falwell
• Ted Haggard
• Lucy Ives
• Irvin Kershner
• Bill O'Reilly
• Suze Orman
• Pat Robertson
• Jed Smock
• Saurabh Shukla
• Robert Spencer
• Julia Sweeney
• Professor David L. Wark
• Oprah Winfrey