- a: astrology, allergies, aubergines, ashtrays, alzheimer's disease
- b: bad hair days, bureaucracy, beer, brats
- c: candles, crocs, circus, chain letters, crosses, cauliflower, cigarettes
- d: dancing, daisies
- e: extremism
- f: frogs, football, flipflops
- g: global warming
- h: heartburn, hospital, horror movies, housework
- i: instant coffee, internet explorer
- j: jim carrey
- k: khaki (colour), kids
- l: leaflets, lies, long nails
- m: moths, morons, mosquitoes (but I love pronouncing the word)
- n: nazis
- o: over-optimistic people
- p: pukeing (eww!), procrastination, pollen, pollution
- q: queue/queueing
- r: religions, rap
- s: spiders, snakes, summer, sunbathing, stupidity, smoke
- t: tanning, telemarketing
- u: underdone meat
- v: vatican,the ;
- w: windy days, war, waiting, woollies
- x: x-mas
- y: yes-men
- z: zoos
aug 21 2009 ∞
aug 27 2009 +