• i'm a "harsh caller-outer," i.e. i call people out on shit without being nice about it
• i'm too particular, especially when it comes to food
• i'm moody
• i'm overly judgemental
• it's hard for me to hide disdain
• i'm indecisive and yet can - and do - shoot down most suggestions offered to me
• i swear a lot
• i don't like children
• buying me a present i'll like is almost impossible
• i smoke too many cigarettes with disregard to children/old people/those generally not down/city laws
• i jay-walk
• i yell at people driving that almost hit me while i'm jay-walking

there's most definitely more to this, but i'm done being self-deprecating. generated topic