- How to not manage a paper company. (Crystal! :-))
- If I work hard, I can be rewarded employee of the month twice, in the same month.
- The color orange is "whorish".
- Rabies is the foaming, barking killer.
- Never question your GPS.
- The answer to everything is, "Absolutely, I do!"
- A uterus is different from a vagina.
- Do not eat a plate of spaghetti alfredo before a 5k run.
- You should know what side you're on when you play "Call of Duty", so you don't kill your own teammates.
- The importance of Pretzel Day. (Credit to Crystal!)
- How to give a bird a proper funeral. (Thanks, Crystal!)
- The back seat is the safest part of the car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.
- Chili's is the new Golf Course. (Per Crystal!)
- Adapt. React. Readapt. Apt. (Crystal)
- Never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it.
apr 26 2010 ∞
apr 8 2011 +