- "gay porn, straight porn, it's all goooood. i don't particularly get into this, but you know what, i totally see the merit. and actually, it is quite beautiful." - michael scott (gay witch hunt, season 3 episode 1)
- "get up, and hug it out bitch." - michael scott to dwight schrute(the coup, season 3 episode 3)
- "so tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die, she has to throw herself on a fire? no? okay, but still, very cool. okay, thanks!" - michael scott to kelly's dad (diwali, season 3 episode 5)
- "is there a god? if not, then what are all these churches for? and who is jesus' dad?" - michael scott (fun run, season 4 episode 1)
- "michael, 5k means five kilometers, not five thousand miles." - pam beesley to michael scott (fun run, season 4 episode 1)
- "it couldn't mean that! there's the lake!" - dwight shrute to michael scott (dunder-mifflin infinity, season 4 episode 2)
sep 29 2007 ∞
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