- If you think you should shave, shave.
- When an opportunity arises to use the bathroom, by God seize it.
- Everything in moderation
- Never put anything but beer or water in the beer glasses
- ESPECIALLY not milk
- Always cook with a little music and love
- Don't buy crappy tools. Bone up, pay a bit more, and you'll not have to buy one ever again.
- Wear a hat while running only when it's colder than 50º
- Silence is valuable
- Never less than 4 cloves garlic.
- Be friendly to everyone
- When listening to the Stones, the only acceptable volume is full volume
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