Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.
Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia.
Taehyung is too much of a fool to see that he's got Yoongi wrapped around his finger.
The five times the members interrupt or delay Taehyung's great confession and the one time a confession is spit out.
Kind of.
This hand holding is for business sake, so they can really all shut the fuck up. If not for Taehyung, Yoongi would probably have long floated away into the crowd and gotten kidnapped or something. So yes, this is one hundred percent for business sake. And the fact that Taehyung’s stupidly warm all the time, and has the prettiest hands have nothing to do with it.
[ A request fill for “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand, but now you just hold my hand when there’s only like five people around and I’m getting very suspicious.” ]
Taehyung starts everything by procrastinating. Even unhealthy crushes on the pizza delivery boy.
by the time yoongi and taehyung realize the others in the group aren't just politely ignoring their relationship, it's been a few months. by then it seemed a little awkward to admit their relationship that developed underneath everyone's noses.
'“I’m Min Yoongi. ‘Taehyung’s Outrageously Amazing Ingenious Sundae’? What’s so outrageous about it? I’ll take a glass of water and a single potato.”'
(in which taehyung runs an ice cream shop and yoongi gets headaches)
Yoongi had to have the worst luck in the world.
Or the worst friends.
The way his week was going, it was probably a bit of both.
(Yes, okay, he did call Taehyung pretty, but that wasn't the point.)
He didn't do relationships. They knew that. And he wasn't going to let one drunken mishap haunt him.
Taehyung goes through a break-up and decides to 'cope' with his feelings by going to the cinema each night to watch the same film; Yoongi is a tired cinema employee but somehow manages to put up with Taehyung.
Yoongi is a prickly-pink marshmallow, Taehyung is totally intrigued. Taehyung is a Marine Biology major who only does casual sex and one-night stands, but Yoongi doesn't kiss before the third date. They manage to meet in the middle and kind of fall in love.
"My roommate is drunk and won't open the door, can I sleep here tonight?"
Or, Yoongi doesn't let people sleep in his room but can't turn Taehyung away. Invites him to stay, even.
Going out, getting shitfaced drunk and bumping into people he doesn’t know isn’t particularly Yoongi’s idea of a good time. In fact he’d rather be at home where it’s nice and quiet, working on his music or doing something otherwise productive with his time - like making a Yoongi-sized dent in his new couch and catching up on Dollhouse, or finishing that stupid 3D puzzle that Namjoon got him last Christmas - but Hoseok wouldn’t have it. It’s whatever.
Taehyung is trick or treating alone for the first time, and everything is going just as he'd imagined until he arrives at a new tenant's door.
But that was the Taehyung of then and this is the Taehyung of now and the Taehyung of now lets a not real smile cross his face as he shrugs and leaves it at that.
Yoongi actually looks a little worried.
to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:43 pm are you awake
to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:45 pm can you send me a pic of holly im sad
to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:46 pm :(:(:(:(:(
from: yoongi January 29th, 2015 11:48 pm picture attached
Kim Taehyung's ideas are mostly (always) bad ones, but Yoongi leaves them be.
Yoongi is Suga. He doesn't write love songs. Not even for purple haired boys that wear yellow glasses and only drink lemon tea or cinnamon hot chocolate.
“It hurts anyways.” Taehyung sighs, guiding Jimin’s hand to feel her chest, “Right here. It hurts.”
Jimin’s eyes well up with tears, “You’re too cute to hurt,” And Hoseok nods.
out of all the people min yoongi has dated, kim taehyung has to be the strangest.
In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi and Yoongi believes Taehyung only has a short-lived crush.
“Hey, Taehyung?”
“Yeah?”
“Will you go out with me?”
“Christ. This is some dumbass dare, isn’t it?”
“Yep.”
This is not just a love story, not really. This is about two people (and, well, five other people) on a journey to understanding why they are, how they are and who they are.
Soff domestic drivel in which Yoongi is a burrito and also convinced there are supernatural forces at work in Taehyung's apartment.
Apparently, according to a poor bing translation of the caption on Taehyung's video, he and Yoongi banged.
Taehyung fingerfucking Yoongi on a bathroom sink. That's it.
Taehyung gets down on one knee.
“Min Yoongi,” he begins.
Yoongi sucks in a breath. “Oh God.”
“Min Yoongi, you have made me the happiest man on earth, because, well, you lost. I spent one whole dollar on this ring. Will you go on the worst date ever with me?”
A bet goes wrong. At least, by Yoongi's standards.
Being so intimate with Yoongi was like a mystical experience, a leap of faith. Like taming a fierce and fascinating beast. The only beast Taehyung wanted in his magical suitcase.
He always thought about the weirdest stuff when Yoongi was so close, godammit.
Yoongi just... hasn't had to share a bed, not with Taehyung, not in a long time. Not since he felt himself cross that strange, fuzzy line into feeling something deeper. Not since he fell in love.
And... As he looks across the room at where Taehyung is rummaging through his bags for his camera before they go out to explore and have dinner, Yoongi realizes that he can't remember how this used to go.
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