- jordan skates on adult maintenance (but not small bites)
- fred the centipede. "that's my centipede!" "well get a new one!"
- cate and jeff fighting with brooms in tx
- "i'm so scared of her. i'm so scared of her."
- alexis' geico money wad
- listing every single disney movie ever
- watching jordan and alexis mess with each others' farmvilles in tx and (old) room 3
- "they're so lucky. i want a giant blowfish, too."
- naked russian spy
- porkchop/bean and zorro in (old) medical
- jordan's face in general
- HOT PINK CATROOM
- zoe chasing jordan all around the clinic "...." "-JORDAN ZOOMS BY-" "......" "-ZOE ZOOMS AFTER HIM-"
- kittens nomming everything in sight
- "that army man dance"
- "you're retarded." "your mom is retarded." "you love my mom." "i know"
- "i'm so hungry." "my mom got you a cookie, you know." "she was forcing it on me, i was like no thanks, i don't need a cookie, but she wouldn't leave, now i wish i had taken it" "SUCKS FOR YOU."
- "how many things of nuggets did you get?" "...like five" NASTY
- "i want me some nuggets"
- "i'm gonna get me some nuggets"
- "i'm hungry." "what are you going to get, your nuggets?" "i haven't had nuggets in a while, actually." "i find that hard to believe." "I'M SERIOUS"
- aka, jordan is mentally obese.
- eddie vs. tracey
- the stain in chloe caraffa's cage, via tracey's note
- techs talking about their disturbed childhoods, sans matt's
- eddie and female desire
- frannie on top of food: "OH SHIT, SHE DIDN'T DIE UP THERE DID SHE?" ".........NO, NO HER TAIL IS STILL MOVING."jesus frannie, can't you just die already?"
- jordan's hate of popcorn
- "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, HE DIDN'T WATCH SUPERNATURAL."
- jordan flooded iso
- cate and i playing with cali the boxer puppy
- adult madlibs
- anal lancer
- cage cleaning dance
- giant fortune teller
- "oh wait gotta make sure my penis is still there...yup okay, wait, gotta make sure again, that my penis is... oh shit, bekke's on the phone with a client!"
- stanley is a liar!! he is not shadow please leave me alone!
sep 18 2010 ∞
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