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INFJ, she/her, taurus, tea drinker, pacifistic feminist, asexual/queer, animal lover, tree hugger, nature worshipper, science enthusiast, future social worker, in recovery, actually Rapunzel

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FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
  • jordan skates on adult maintenance (but not small bites)
  • fred the centipede. "that's my centipede!" "well get a new one!"
  • cate and jeff fighting with brooms in tx
  • "i'm so scared of her. i'm so scared of her."
  • alexis' geico money wad
  • listing every single disney movie ever
  • watching jordan and alexis mess with each others' farmvilles in tx and (old) room 3
  • "they're so lucky. i want a giant blowfish, too."
  • naked russian spy
  • porkchop/bean and zorro in (old) medical
  • jordan's face in general
  • HOT PINK CATROOM
  • zoe chasing jordan all around the clinic "...." "-JORDAN ZOOMS BY-" "......" "-ZOE ZOOMS AFTER HIM-"
  • kittens nomming everything in sight
  • "that army man dance"
  • "you're retarded." "your mom is retarded." "you love my mom." "i know"
  • "i'm so hungry." "my mom got you a cookie, you know." "she was forcing it on me, i was like no thanks, i don't need a cookie, but she wouldn't leave, now i wish i had taken it" "SUCKS FOR YOU."
  • "how many things of nuggets did you get?" "...like five" NASTY
  • "i want me some nuggets"
  • "i'm gonna get me some nuggets"
  • "i'm hungry." "what are you going to get, your nuggets?" "i haven't had nuggets in a while, actually." "i find that hard to believe." "I'M SERIOUS"
  • aka, jordan is mentally obese.
  • eddie vs. tracey
  • the stain in chloe caraffa's cage, via tracey's note
  • techs talking about their disturbed childhoods, sans matt's
  • eddie and female desire
  • frannie on top of food: "OH SHIT, SHE DIDN'T DIE UP THERE DID SHE?" ".........NO, NO HER TAIL IS STILL MOVING."jesus frannie, can't you just die already?"
  • jordan's hate of popcorn
  • "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, HE DIDN'T WATCH SUPERNATURAL."
  • jordan flooded iso
  • cate and i playing with cali the boxer puppy
  • adult madlibs
  • anal lancer
  • cage cleaning dance
  • giant fortune teller
  • "oh wait gotta make sure my penis is still there...yup okay, wait, gotta make sure again, that my penis is... oh shit, bekke's on the phone with a client!"
  • stanley is a liar!! he is not shadow please leave me alone!
sep 18 2010 ∞
mar 18 2012 +