• Any time the U.S. is at the top of the "Country" drop down menu on a website
  • When people forget to turn off their blinker
  • If a guys hair is longer than his girlfriend's
  • When people hold in their sneezes
  • Decaf Coffee (WHY?!)
  • When people don't do the Jeep Wave
  • Unnecessary/Poorly placed staples
  • The assumption that something being "Natural" makes it better for you / non-irritating
  • When people refer to Windows 7 as "Windows 2007" even though it came out in 2009 and it's just the 7th version of Windows.
  • If "naughty" is used to describe anything that is not deviously sexy.
  • Putting clothes on after a shower that were worn even for a second prior to shower
  • Small bits of cloth, leaf, or other things hanging off people's clothing or stuck in their hair
  • If a guy is shorter than his girlfriend
  • Wet socks
  • Misunderstanding/Misuse of Irony and Ironic situations
  • Misuse of "Touché".
  • Girls who have the SAME weird smile in EVERY picture.
aug 25 2011 ∞
jan 9 2018 +