• 2/1/13 'Normal' is a scalar filled with intrinsic error..and we all know scalars have no direction.

Me: "I want cake! RAWR" Bre: "I'm going to Walmart. I will get you some if they have it in the bakery." Me: "Ugh, that isn't real cake!" Bre: "There is nothing wrong with welfare cake!" Me: "Tell that to Marie Antoinette."

• 2/2/13 Today I had a bologna sandwich for the first time in years. It didn't have a first name but what it did have was taste!
• 2/3/13 Thomas taught me how to parallel park. BOOOM!
• 2/4/13 Tonight during Pictionary, I got Mutiny and Tango but didn't get Bag...and Arri kept yelling out "Mexican chips and dip, tomato sauce!" but didn't get Salsa!
• 2/5/13 On trying to get my friend to darken her hair before going over seas: "Better safe than sex trafficked."
• 2/6/13 It's not so such much "save the environment" as it is "save the humans".
• 2/7/13 Snow storms are my favorite!!!
• 2/9/13 It still Hasn't stopped snowing.
• 2/10/13 Nemo brought 36in of snow!! The Blizzard of 13 was incredible. Ethan, Liver, Kenzie, and all of the sisters were home and helped dig out. There was Snow Thunder and white out conditions. Overwhelming amounts of snow. My childhood dreams have come true.
• 2/11/13 The POPE IS RESIGNING!? This hasn't happened in 600 HUNDRED YEARS. He humbly resigns due to advanced age. He is 85 after all. The Pope speaks Latin?

After explaining to Ethan the uses of fecal coliform bacteria. Ethan: "Well there you go, Environmental Engineering. Gotta make sure no one poops in your river!"

• 2/12/13 Got a message from Thane via a HAM radio operator! The operator was listening and transmitting from Lakeville MA! arrl.org
• 2/14/13 Unfortunately, I have a sorry cold which made me both gooey and crusty at the same time. However, Ethan was very sweet and made me a delicious Valentines Day dinner of Risen Bread, peas and rice&bean quesadillas with invigorating peppermint tea. I felt so loved and taken care of despite my delirious state. How did I get such an awesome boyfriend?! *love love love*
• 2/15/13 This room is too empty.
• 2/16/13 I open my eyes. Ethan is standing in the doorway looking grave. "Celicia', he says, 'I have bad news." He averts his eyes. I panic slightly and start to get up. "I'm missing two more spoons." I lay back down and giggle to myself. He actually does count them.
• 2/17/13 Productive day. Feeling a lot better. Finally getting rid of this persistent cold! I've forced so many fluids that even the thought of sipping something seems kind of sickening. Made my first Indian meal in the crock-pot! In honor of my favorite world traveler!
• 2/18/13 Since you don't know the future, you can't rule out the possibility of a happy out come.
• 2/19/13 During Chem 2 Lab we forced a solution of lead iodide (my favorite color btw) to dissolve in water. To do this we had to boil the solution. The lead iodide particles circulating in the boiling water made the solution look like Goldschlager. Upon relating this to my professor, she brought in a nipper of Goldschlager for us to show in our Lab Presentation to the class.I love my Chemistry Professor. <3
• 2/19/13 Cont: Fist time I locked myself out of my apmt.
• 2/21/13 Fallowed the moon, set in a very crisp winter blue sky, all the way to class. I keep seeing helicopters. They are so cool. Had a delightful time with Inner Being. He took me out to dinner and we bought goodies to send to my cousin.
• 2/22/13 I've been living for the weekend. I really need to invest in a vacuum. I swept all the way down the stairs and into the kitchen. 90% of that is carpet. Thomas has never let me down. Looking forward to the SLUUUMMMBER PARRRTY.

Jonathan: Moe's is the Subway of Mexico.

Me: What I want to know is why he immediately thought you were going to commit suicide?

Kerrylee: Well, the high of my week was being at the top of the stairs and the low was finding myself at the bottom

• 2/23/13 It must be the low pressure.

Ethan: That is the third time this week you've suggested that there is poop in my mouth! And the second time today!

• 2/24/13 Today my professor couldn't get PowerPoint to work during lecture...because the computer wasn't on.
• 2/25/13 My Chemistry professor taught me how to take the square rout of a number without using my calculator. She learned this back when they used to teach it in school. She is a product of the Sputnik Space Area.
• 2/27/13 I don't like the cold because being cold makes my deepest, most sincere will to survive feel vulnerable.
• 2/28/13 Only one of the very silly conversations I've had with the PhD student who's lab I work in. He is Italian and his English is good but some times things get lost in translation.

11:47pm me: Carlo, I would love to come with you but I have commitments else where :( Sorry

Carlo: ahahhahahahahha

me: are you mocking me?

Carlo: yep I do you're fun! and nice! you can come without commitments you're my student

me: hahahaha

Carlo: I can not abusing of my dominant position I'll be kicked out from the school

me: CARLO! I mean I have to go home. hahahahaha I have a commitment to my family that night.

Carlo: ahhhhhhhh ahahahhaha