- Abusive People
- Bad Manners & General Rudeness
- Bath Plughole Getting Clogged with Hair
- Battenberg Cake & Cherry Bakewell Tarts
- Being Stood Up, Ghosted, Ignored or Otherwise Disappointed
- Brief Moments of Panic When A Sense of Your Own Mortality & Eventual Unavoidable Death Hits You
- Broken Bag Straps & Holes In Rucksacks / Outerwear
- Bruised Fruit
- Burnt Food (e.g. Toast, Popcorn & Chocolate Especially)
- Cancer, Aids... Diseases in General
- Chafing & Blisters
- Cringy Bits in Films & On TV (That Make Me Feel Unable To Sit Down/Still or Compelled to Leave the Room)
- Damp/Clammy Sunny Days
- Deep Pan Pizza
- Defrosting The Freezer
- Devices Buffering
- Dudes Who Wear a Man Bun
- Dull or Circular Conversations
- Ever Hearing People Having Sex That You Really Really Don't Want To Ever Hear Having Sex
- Exams & Academic or Health-Related Tests of Any Sort
- Fad Diets & 'Cleanses'
- Faulty Cables & Headphones
- Faulty Smoke Detectors
- Finger Cuts & Hacks (& Random Unexplained Bruises)
- Folk Calling Everything By Brand Names Instead Of Product Name (More Common In USA, It Seems)
- Food Knappers / Chip Stealers
- Forgetting When You're Sick, What It Felt Like To Be Well
- Gappy Bit at the Back of Trousers/Jeans/Skirts (Because of My Fat Arse)
- Getting An Upset Tummy
- Getting Caught By The Puddle at the Side of the Road
- Getting The 'No Feeling' (e.g. Creepy Dudes)
- Global Warming
- Going To An Event or Party Where Food Was Anticipated Only To Find There's Nothing To Eat
- Going To The Dentist (Waiting, Smells, Sounds, Anxiety, etc.)
- Good Shows Being Cancelled / Not Renewed for a 2nd/3rd Season
- Guys (typically) Who Wear Their Jeans Too Low Slung / Under Their Arse (or Stand About With Their Hand Down Their Breeks)
- Halitosis (Bad Breath)
- Having My Fingernails At Uneven Lengths & Getting Dirt Under Them
- Hearing Something Looks Bad On Me Only After I've Been Wearing It For Weeks / Months
- Ice on Walkways
- If It Costs Money To Return Something / Send It Back
- Intense Looking Eyebrows (e.g. HD Brows)
- Interested People Selectively Disregarding Things About You That Don't Fit Their Model (i.e. Being Stuffed In A Figurative Box)
- Internet Trolls
- Jaggy Jumpers & Itchy Material
- Laddered Tights (Particularly When There Are No Spares)
- Lavender
- Light Coloured Carpets
- Loose Glitter
- Losing Anything (Especially Bank Cards, Money, Keys, & Other Essentials)
- Losing My Voice (For No Obvious Reason)
- Losing The End Of The Sticky Tape
- Lots of 'isms' & 'ists' (e.g. Racism, Sexism, Ageism, etc.)
- Loud Chewing (Especially While On The Phone
- Mayonnaise
- Mental & Emotional Manipulation / Mind Games
- Midges
- Misspelled Signage & Important Documents Littered With Typo's
- Music / Film Snobs
- My Procrastination Monkey
- Off-Schedule Public Transport Inc. Cancelled Trains/Buses & Replacement Bus Services
- Overdraft Charges
- Passive-Aggressive Social Media Status'
- Passiveness (When You Need To Do ALL The Work & They Have No Decisive Opinions)
- Pens Running Out at Inconvenient Times
- People Who Chatter &/or Slag Off The Film in the Cinema
- People Worshipping at the 'Apple Chapel' (i.e. iAnything Loyalists)
- Periods (& I Don't Mean Full Stops)
- Rude Bus Drivers
- Running a Bath
- Running Out of Loo Roll
- Scripted Reality TV
- Skating
- Slow/Intermittent Wifi Connections
- Sneaky Fish Bones or Meat Gristle
- Social Anxiety
- Socks Collecting Stoor & Crumbs
- Sore Losers & Overly Competitive Types (Also, Winners Who Are A Prick About It)
- Sour Sweets
- Squeaky Shoes on Tile & Blackboard Screaks
- Squealing
- Stage Fright
- Stepping on Stabby or Burny Things (e.g. Lego/Stickle Bricks, Upturned Plugs, Cigarettes)
- Sticky Labels On New Things That Don't Peel Off In One Piece
- Stuff Getting Caught Up in the Vacuum Cleaner
- Tabloid Journalists
- Takers (Those Who Take/Receive Without Reciprocity)
- Taking the Bins Out
- Terrible Attempts at 'Dirty Talk'
- That I'm Allergic To Avon Cosmetics
- The Kind Of People Who Say 'Pacific' When They Mean 'Specific'
- The Term 'Ex' for People You're No Longer Romantically/Sexually Involved With
- Those Who Borrow But Never Return Things
- Toe Socks & Vibram Sandles/Trainers
- Unnecessarily Repeated Character Origin Stories
- When a Joke Goes Too Far or Gets Repeated Too Much & Is Ruined.
- When Others Could Spellcheck or Google Something To Get It Right But Don't
- When The Inner Thighs Wears Away On Jeans/Trousers Faster Than Anywhere Else
- Working in a Contact Centre or Retail
- Yappy Dogs
aug 6 2017 ∞
aug 7 2017 +