• Abusive People
  • Bad Manners & General Rudeness
  • Bath Plughole Getting Clogged with Hair
  • Battenberg Cake & Cherry Bakewell Tarts
  • Being Stood Up, Ghosted, Ignored or Otherwise Disappointed
  • Brief Moments of Panic When A Sense of Your Own Mortality & Eventual Unavoidable Death Hits You
  • Broken Bag Straps & Holes In Rucksacks / Outerwear
  • Bruised Fruit
  • Burnt Food (e.g. Toast, Popcorn & Chocolate Especially)
  • Cancer, Aids... Diseases in General
  • Chafing & Blisters
  • Cringy Bits in Films & On TV (That Make Me Feel Unable To Sit Down/Still or Compelled to Leave the Room)
  • Damp/Clammy Sunny Days
  • Deep Pan Pizza
  • Defrosting The Freezer
  • Devices Buffering
  • Dudes Who Wear a Man Bun
  • Dull or Circular Conversations
  • Ever Hearing People Having Sex That You Really Really Don't Want To Ever Hear Having Sex
  • Exams & Academic or Health-Related Tests of Any Sort
  • Fad Diets & 'Cleanses'
  • Faulty Cables & Headphones
  • Faulty Smoke Detectors
  • Finger Cuts & Hacks (& Random Unexplained Bruises)
  • Folk Calling Everything By Brand Names Instead Of Product Name (More Common In USA, It Seems)
  • Food Knappers / Chip Stealers
  • Forgetting When You're Sick, What It Felt Like To Be Well
  • Gappy Bit at the Back of Trousers/Jeans/Skirts (Because of My Fat Arse)
  • Getting An Upset Tummy
  • Getting Caught By The Puddle at the Side of the Road
  • Getting The 'No Feeling' (e.g. Creepy Dudes)
  • Global Warming
  • Going To An Event or Party Where Food Was Anticipated Only To Find There's Nothing To Eat
  • Going To The Dentist (Waiting, Smells, Sounds, Anxiety, etc.)
  • Good Shows Being Cancelled / Not Renewed for a 2nd/3rd Season
  • Guys (typically) Who Wear Their Jeans Too Low Slung / Under Their Arse (or Stand About With Their Hand Down Their Breeks)
  • Halitosis (Bad Breath)
  • Having My Fingernails At Uneven Lengths & Getting Dirt Under Them
  • Hearing Something Looks Bad On Me Only After I've Been Wearing It For Weeks / Months
  • Ice on Walkways
  • If It Costs Money To Return Something / Send It Back
  • Intense Looking Eyebrows (e.g. HD Brows)
  • Interested People Selectively Disregarding Things About You That Don't Fit Their Model (i.e. Being Stuffed In A Figurative Box)
  • Internet Trolls
  • Jaggy Jumpers & Itchy Material
  • Laddered Tights (Particularly When There Are No Spares)
  • Lavender
  • Light Coloured Carpets
  • Loose Glitter
  • Losing Anything (Especially Bank Cards, Money, Keys, & Other Essentials)
  • Losing My Voice (For No Obvious Reason)
  • Losing The End Of The Sticky Tape
  • Lots of 'isms' & 'ists' (e.g. Racism, Sexism, Ageism, etc.)
  • Loud Chewing (Especially While On The Phone
  • Mayonnaise
  • Mental & Emotional Manipulation / Mind Games
  • Midges
  • Misspelled Signage & Important Documents Littered With Typo's
  • Music / Film Snobs
  • My Procrastination Monkey
  • Off-Schedule Public Transport Inc. Cancelled Trains/Buses & Replacement Bus Services
  • Overdraft Charges
  • Passive-Aggressive Social Media Status'
  • Passiveness (When You Need To Do ALL The Work & They Have No Decisive Opinions)
  • Pens Running Out at Inconvenient Times
  • People Who Chatter &/or Slag Off The Film in the Cinema
  • People Worshipping at the 'Apple Chapel' (i.e. iAnything Loyalists)
  • Periods (& I Don't Mean Full Stops)
  • Rude Bus Drivers
  • Running a Bath
  • Running Out of Loo Roll
  • Scripted Reality TV
  • Skating
  • Slow/Intermittent Wifi Connections
  • Sneaky Fish Bones or Meat Gristle
  • Social Anxiety
  • Socks Collecting Stoor & Crumbs
  • Sore Losers & Overly Competitive Types (Also, Winners Who Are A Prick About It)
  • Sour Sweets
  • Squeaky Shoes on Tile & Blackboard Screaks
  • Squealing
  • Stage Fright
  • Stepping on Stabby or Burny Things (e.g. Lego/Stickle Bricks, Upturned Plugs, Cigarettes)
  • Sticky Labels On New Things That Don't Peel Off In One Piece
  • Stuff Getting Caught Up in the Vacuum Cleaner
  • Tabloid Journalists
  • Takers (Those Who Take/Receive Without Reciprocity)
  • Taking the Bins Out
  • Terrible Attempts at 'Dirty Talk'
  • That I'm Allergic To Avon Cosmetics
  • The Kind Of People Who Say 'Pacific' When They Mean 'Specific'
  • The Term 'Ex' for People You're No Longer Romantically/Sexually Involved With
  • Those Who Borrow But Never Return Things
  • Toe Socks & Vibram Sandles/Trainers
  • Unnecessarily Repeated Character Origin Stories
  • When a Joke Goes Too Far or Gets Repeated Too Much & Is Ruined.
  • When Others Could Spellcheck or Google Something To Get It Right But Don't
  • When The Inner Thighs Wears Away On Jeans/Trousers Faster Than Anywhere Else
  • Working in a Contact Centre or Retail
  • Yappy Dogs
aug 6 2017 ∞
aug 7 2017 +