• "thanks for being such an awesome girlfriend and consoling friend and stuff. your good looks are exceeded only by your intelligence and wit." -turbo
  • "i just wanna cuddle the day away with you." -christine
  • "i like drinking as much as any alcoholic..." -johnny
  • "i wish i knew what came after death dude. like seriously. what the fuck happens? haha i want it to be like harry potter. like i leave this world to go to the wizarding world! that would be so sick." -amber
  • "no recuerdo!" -17 1/2 birthday party
  • "johnny has an indian in his cupboard and he won't let him out!" -alicia
  • "she's not asian--she's bi." -dan
  • "if you were a boy i would date you." -steph
  • "we didn't get on court?! There must be some mistake!" -Michael Berger on us not getting homecoming king and queen hahah
  • Nikki Niles-"I love the sound of change" (referring to quarters in her hand). Me-"Thats what Barack said." And then every other 'thats what Barack said' joke to follow.
  • "Gawd u biotch! omg go to gustavus dont live ur own life be my bff" -text from Katie
  • "thats cool if you're into that sort of thing. which i am?" -text from Donald
  • "you guys are so funny! you're really cool. if i were still in high school i would so be your friend!" -Kiecker
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