- "I'm kinda in a tough situation, 'cause i like rainbows- but i'm not gay. but i'm not against being gay, you know what i mean, if other people are gay. so i end up with situations where i have a rainbow on something but then under i put something like 'not gay' and in parentheses (but supportive). it just stinks that that group took refractive light." -Demetri Martin
- Stephen Colbert's Absinthetinence Pledge: "I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinthe-tinence by remaning absinthe-tinent from absinthe. Since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion, this instant."
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