- Ran Away
- Teddy the Hampster
- Ate Too Much of The Carpet Behind The Piano Which Led to Our Executive Decision to Give Away
- Velvet the Bunny
- Peed on My Dad's Head While He Was Doing Pushups Which Led to Our Executive Decision to Give Away
- Picasso the Devil Dog
- Lived For Eight Years When (S)he Was Suppposed to Live for 2
- Diosa/ Angel/ Violet/ Belle/ The Unnamed Fish Fish
- Ones We Bought in Florida And Discovered They Were Illegal in Our State So We Threw Them in Our Subdivision's Lake and Ran Away
- Mia the Turtle
- Coby the Turtle
- Ones That Are Still Alive, Wonderful, And Living in Our House
- Toby the Cat Disguised as A Dog
may 9 2009 ∞
may 10 2009 +
may 10 2009 +