Eight ways to win your heart. fuck I hate this but I'm really bored and I have no life or friends so I'm just going to write this so I can look back and think 'wow was I really that dumb?'

• Culturally smart
• Glasses and beards are a plus
• Hates mainstream contemporary R&B/rap/alternative-pop-rock songs and bands.
• Dresses decently
• Will be my concert buddy
• Can quote either Ghostbusters/Ghost World/Clockwork Orange/Doctor Who by heart
• Making random eighties movies references
• Umm, has dance moves like Stuart Murdoch clashing with David Byrne.

Yeaahh I think I just described a non-existing living creature.