hey my names jake and im the least monogomous person you will ever meet

• • i tweet a lot so if u dont want my gay ass cloggin up your 2 tweets per hour screen u probably shouldnt follow me
• • if ur gonna @ me with some rude shit like "haha ur a fucking idiot bitch" can u at least tag it with sarcasm lil jakey takes everything to heart
• • uh i have a heart conidition and i like to joke about getting heart attacks because yeah
• • im suicidal so like my posts wit me screaming about how suicidal i am because it gives me the hashtag good feels
• • i love tofurky
• • i fucking hate donald trump dont follow me if you like that ugly son of a bitch
• • im a wiccan therefore i Do do witchcraft (haha doodoo)
• • im not really to be taken seriously but people take me seriously anyways so [plops my balls on the floor]
• • everyone seems to be intimidated by me but i just think rats are swell
• • i have like 3 secret kins and if youve seen my kinlist already theyre already pretty bad so please beware
• • im a sneaky little bastard that likes to vague and then delete it most likely its not about u, the reader, i love u. stay strong little man. {i pop out of the screen and kiss u}
• • hey if i catch u pullin #TheBullshit im soffbloccin u And/Or calling you out Sorrie
• • i dont know how this works but i also have bad anxiety so yeah
• • i dont mute ppl if ur afraid of that happening ill just softblocc sorie
• • theres a mosquito in my room and it just bit my forehead who else ready to kermit
• i like to lock and unlock my account a lot idk why it just makes me feel safer u can always follow if im fuckin locked tho btw

accounts

• art/irl: @JLBBLETS
• vent: @KLLLY0URS3LF
• nsfw: @sexestff
• curiouscat: http://curiouscat.me/godtierasshole

ask for any of my other accounts like skype/discord/ect