I have been seeking to become human ever since hatching out of my egg, and I believe I can by the end of the day. In recent times I have found myself a vessel to house my soul, and am missing very little to successfully blend in with humanity.. Estimated to be between 19 and 4.54 billion years old. Sex unknown. Regrettably, there is not enough information about me to fill this page.

This vessel is not well-equipped to answer questions about human behaviour, human civilisation, human body, human mind, human culture, human language, human beliefs, human philosophies, human achievements, human conflicts. Please redirect any and all inquiries to the relevant persons. Any troubles caused by the vessel should be reported to the handler.

Don't be so blue. You have all of eternity.