"I hate when people type a lot of ampersands in their comments. I'm just like, why do you need to stutter when you're typing?"

• Artha: "My nail color is coral."
• Belinda: "No, it's like salamander."
• Artha: "Salamander?"
• Belinda: "Wait, I mean salmon. I think I was just thinking of food."
• Artha: "A salamander is a lizard."
• Belinda: "What, really?! I thought it was just the plural form of salmon. This is worse than when I drew a flamingo with four legs."

"If you are bigger than a size 2, then you are fat!" - Belinda (who is a no longer a size 57)

• Artha: "Which book should I read first?"
• Belinda: "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide, the big black book under all those books."
• Artha: "That book looks like a bible."
• Belinda: "That is my bible."

"Question point"

• Belinda: "Hey look at this foot!"
• Artha: "What?"
• Belinda: "This is a foot of a plus-size model."

"Don't even get me sayin' how many pandas I saw in China."

• Artha: "That's not funny."
• Belinda: "Yes, it is. I called TBS and they said it was funny."
• Artha: "Stop using that line!"

"Did he break his leg?" (When asked to deliver food to my brother.)

• Belinda: "How long do I put this pizza in?"
• Artha: "It's called 3-minute pizzas!"

"I'm editing this entry and how can I say this ... I used rich text."

"You're so grammatically incorrect... all the time."

"You're not allowed to make playlists!"

• (discussing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches)
• Belinda: "This person wrote team strawberry or grape?"
• Artha: "That's the dumbest team war I've ever heard."
• Belinda: "Duh, grape always wins, dumbass."

"Death is afraid of me."

• Artha: "Hey! Daddy has a new map."
• Belinda: "It's not Cracker Barrel no more?"

"When my stat teacher didn't pick up the homework, you could tell all the Asians were upset."

• Artha: "Does Chandler have kids"
• Belinda: "What's his real name? Matthew Bing?"
• Artha: "What?"
• Belinda: '"What did I say?"

"Which one is the state, Pennsylvania or Philadelphia?"

"Benedict Cucumber"