• 1 large dead black beetle in a can of Spaghetti-O's
• 1 small dead worm in a gallon of milk
• 1 dead baby grasshopper on a frozen pierogie
• Dead baby spiders (with web) in a box of Bisquick
• 1/2 a dried up caterpillar in a packet of instant Quaker oatmeal
• 1 live bee that crawled into my Diet Coke (and thus into my mouth)
• Glass in chicken cordon bleu
• A bee in my Diet Coke
• Ants in my regular Coke

And the kicker: A small, human tooth in a Christmas cookie at church. I call it my Little Baby Jesus Magic Christmas Tooth.