• That was about as subtle as a brick flying through a window. (mine)
• I'll be there now in a minuet. (a welsh valley thing)
• By no stretch of the imagination is that......... (mine)
• The anchor is holding I'm just feeling sea sick that's all (mine)
• I'm going up the wooden hill and down sheet alley (my nan)
• Hey ho here we go (inspired by the 7 dwarfs)
• Ho hum (no idea where this came from)
• Oh shhhsugar! (my alternative to oh sh**)
• Oh for ducks tape! ( my alternative for oh for ***** ****)

I say sugar and ducks tape very very quietly and then repent. :-)

More to come