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"Writing is an acceptable form of schizophrenia"
- E L Doctorow

"Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known."
- Chuck Palanuik

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  • teach your son how to play catch
  • take your daughter to ballet class
  • or, take your son to ballet
  • and teach your daughter to play catch
  • you also better be at every dance recital and ball game
  • because kids notice things like that
  • understand that they just want to make you proud
  • (it is rather hard to make you proud if you don't show up)
  • when they come to you with a problem, whatever the problem, it is The Most Important Problem In The World™
  • treat it as such
  • even when they don't come to you
  • and sometimes, they don't want your advice, they just want someone to listen
  • and commiserate
  • you must commiserate
  • also, 99% of the time, they want a hug, even if they say they don't
  • (beware of the 1%)
dec 3 2011 ∞
dec 29 2011 +