• survived wal-mart on christmas eve despite nearly being thrown out of line, if the big woman behind me hadn't threaten to "get ROUGH in this Bitch" i would have! people of walmart.com x 100
• I would be on time more to places if it didn't take a full yoga routine to stretch and fit my jeans every morning
• Is about to participate in some assault and battery at this grocery store if one more turkey craving large texas woman ass nudges me out of line for biscuits
• i wonder if my grandma noticed the open and half empty bottle of tequila in the bag next to her the whole trip in the car. g-ma trying to catch me riding dirty
• Is waiting to be tagged in all sorts of obscene halloween photos
• commando in class is neither comforting or liberating...its just down right distracting
• there might as well be an orange traffic light indicating the three seconds i take to run the red light, but not really running it
• gettin slizzard
• i'm pretty sure my history teacher is an alcoholic and my psych teacher has some unresolved psychological issues of her own. yay, higher education
• katey perry's teenage dream video
• the guy at the mcdonald's drive thru called me "smokin' hot" and made it the most awkward window experience between myself and the rest of the midnight staff
• Play that game I'll play it better :)
• to you, everything's funny, you've got nothing to regret, i'd give all i have honey if you could stay like that. Darling don't you ever grow up, just stay this little ♥ My beautiful niece Kaylee
• never regret anything that made you smile
• What if there is no next time? It’s now or never.
• He will try to take away my pain

And he just might make me smile But, the whole time I'm wishing he was you instead ♥

• ‎'Love knows no past tense. You either never loved or never stopped'
• I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles. -Audrey Hepburn
• i hate winter. i hate windy winter. i hate rainy winter. i hate when my fingers are frozen numb and i get goosebumps alll the damn time!!! i miss u summmer :"(
• bestfriends ♥ blaring christmas music down clovis and yelling at people at gas stations hahah
• Youre lookin like a tool not a baller. Youre actin like a chick why bother?

I can find someone way hotter...

• We fought, we patched up. We laughed at jokes that no one can understand. We said some of the meanest things to each other. We defended each other when others won't. We did some of the stupidest things together and there's so many stories that we'll be able to laugh about together when we get all wrinkly and old.

Throug...h some of the harshest times, we became muted to one another. Yet through it all, the coldness will eventually thaw and melt away and we're right back to where we've left it, that is, like nothing has ever been missing... even though i dont show it sometimes, i love you and your beautiful inside and out no matter what anyone says. i would never want you to think you're not good enough for somebody or you need to change for someone because you are amazing just the way you are. I had to write this on facebook because everytime i try to say something like this to you, we end up fighting. hahaha sisterly love right? :) (SWEETEST GIRL VIDEO)) - jess

• beautiful night ♥
• things i feel like sometimes : a G6, living a teenage dream, a natural women, the only girl in the world, pdiddy. thanks music