• Life is hard; move on.
  • About 73 percent of regular girls ditch boys; 98 percent of pretty girls ditch boys.
  • A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad.
  • To get a girl to like you, talk to her and get to know her.
  • Most boys in elementary school can hold on to a girl for only 30 days.
  • You are a magnet and girls are the metal.
  • Most girls don't like show-offs.
  • If she says "hi" back, you are off to a good start.
  • If you like a girl, comb your hair and don't wear sweats.
  • Your mom likes you to always be clean, and she is a girl.
  • If you win victory with a girl, don't cheer in front of her. Go somewhere private, then knock your head off and cheer.
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