I absolutely hate when...

• People throw objects at me, being I can't catch
• Beautiful people call themselves ugly and reject my compliments
• People that feel beauty is only physical
• Crappy lifetime/halmark movies that my mother watches
• People lie to me or keep things from me
• Somebody becomes overly obsessed over something, to the point it puts me off that thing
• Annoying guys seem to think I'm no threat (though it is amusing to watch their pained expression as I attack them)
• Girls fall all over my guy friends
• Girls mistake me for male and swoon over me
• Old people assume I am gay and preach to me
• People are homophobic
• We act like race matters at all
• I am alone
• I am at home
• I can't find anything good to eat
• My grandma calls, because I feel so sad for not being able to speak her language.
• I can't smash people that I know deserve it
• People make statements they don't mean, especially empty threats
• People do that 'your face' thing. HOLY SHIT I HATE THAT.
• Delicious foods leave you gassy. XD
• Milk gets all nastynasty when it's still only halfway through the gallon and a week before the expiration date
• People say band is better than orchestra. LIES
• People say that brown eyes means I'm full of shit.
• People care about eye color enough to make ridiculous statements about them
• Fangirls write mpreg fanfiction. Wtf mannn.
• Those preppy Aeropostale girls flaunt their cleavage in aggravatingly low-rise shirts.
• I can't stay at my friend's houses because I'm female and they are male, as if we'd do something vile. CURSE MY FEMALE PARTS
• Stories use annoying cliches or Mary Sues.