• After 4th of July celebrations (at PCMR) we walked back to the parking lot and got in our car. This was at 11:13. It was pretty crowded and we had to wait a while. After a while, my mom says, "OMG WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES!" I looked at the clock. It was 11:19.
• One day, we went to Einstein's Bagels. My dad ordered one of those hot dogs wrapped in a bagel things. He looks at it and goes, "It's like pigs in a blanket. Except more like hogs in a comforter."
• Mom- Emily, how did you spill that drink on your shirt? Emily- I forgot to close my mouth.
• Emily- If I have a son, he'll be in diapers until he learns how to aim.
• Emily- I can do the Heimlich remover!!!
• Emily- Dad, where do we keep our disaster kit? Dad- At Home Depot.
• Dad- If your last name was Thetiger, wouldn't you name your kid Tony?
• We were playing a game of concentration:

Emily- BMW Zoe- Mercedes Meghan- YODA!

• Libby- Parental robots all come with the same software.