- being cold. i don't tolerate cold very well. and it just makes me fucking cranky.
- companies that spout their religious affiliations & beliefs on their packaging
- those who missuse there, their & they're, your & you're, to & too
- having to drive with people who excellerate suddenly. then let up. then excellerate suddenly. then let up. then excellerate suddenly. then let up. ahhh!
- when people lie about stupid little stuff and then laugh at you when you believe them.
- women being referred to as "Mrs. Joe Smith" it's bad enough that she had to give up half of her identity and take his last name. she has a first name. USE IT!
- when girls squeal, en masse. just shoot them. put them - & us - out of our missery. (bonus points if they were squealing AND jumping up and down)
- boys who wear their pants hanging below their ass. seriously? seriously!?
- people who are so stupid that they actually believe that by reposting that bulletin some kid dying of whatever will get money, they will be sent a gift certificate, tom will delete their myspace, etc.
- those who don't know how to properly hold a knife & fork. especially grown men. particularily when they are cutting meat.
- people who have cell phone conversations during dinner.
- people who let their dogs jump on you. and then when their animal leaves dirty paw prints all over your clean clothing, they just shrug. shrug!!
- those who must always be right. or insist that you must always be wrong. aka little miss can't be wrong syndrome.
- men who say "show us your tits" and are totally serious. are you fucking kidding me? [and any girl (who isn't a stripper) who obliges them should go the same way as the squealers above ^ ]
- anyone who tries to reprogram the preset stations in my car radio. i will kick your ass outta my car. i've done it before.
- irrational arguers
- bad teachers
- those who use religion as an excuse to not think for themselves
- typical catty girl bullshit
- those who are lucky to be healthy all the time so when the people around them really do get sick, well, they must just be hypochondriacs.
- cat haters: those that think it's ok to talk about killing cats or spout that whole "cats aren't real pets" bullshit. well guess what, you're a sorry excuse for a human. is ok to kill you? just a thought . . .
- dog owners who complain that cats smell. really? b/c i'm pretty sure the expression "smells like a wet dog" has no equal feline counterpoint. thought to ponder . . .
- movie makers who take perfectly good books and massacre them. if you felt it necessary to mess with that many aspects of the plot maybe you should have just written something yourself and left my favorite book alone. no one's ever left a movie saying 'gee, that was just TOO much like the book. i wish they would have changed it more."
jan 2 2008 ∞
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