- eat at the crab shack and feed your leftovers to the cats that live there
- when your car doesn't start don't be surprised that it has been shot. and don't be surprised when the cops are not surprised
- embrace the to-go cup. abuse it's privilidges
- ponder the fact that the spanish moss is neither spanish nor moss
- if you go out drinking and think there's any chance you'll wind up in river st., don't wear heels!
- be grateful that frozen paradise is gone
- when friends & family come to visit they will want to go to lady & sons. drive them past the line around the block outside and then take them to sweet potatos instead
- wear flip flops all year long
- be thankfull that target finally came to savannah
- mock the hearse tour
- bitch when you get stuck behind a carriage or trolly tour
- shop at parkers at 3am
- avoid kroger at all costs. shop at publix
- accept that often there is nothing to do except drink. appologize to your liver now
- when the power goes out walk around downtown. it's fun
may 31 2008 ∞
jul 22 2009 +