Dexter

• "People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well, that's my burden, I guess."
• "Maybe if I don't blink, my eyes will tear up."
• "If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?"
• "Dear Ken, I'm in pieces. Why the cold shoulder?"
• "'Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will...' Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn."
• "Real. How do you show someone real love when you don't even know what it feels like?"
• "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people."
• "Maybe it takes a beast to catch a beast."
• "I am a father, a son,...a serial killer."

Deb

• "A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?"
• "Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?"
• "Where in fucktopia are you!?"

Trinity

• "Hello, Dexter Morgan."

Biney

• "'Cause you don't turn the other cheek, you slice it."