• Seeing a bug, then losing track of it and becoming a paranoid prisoner in your own home.
• Hearing loud slams and bumps while you're in the shower and imagining it being some type of killer who you'll have to fight off, soaking wet and butt naked.
• Thinking you've found a parking space, but as you turn in you discover that a motorcycle, a Volkswagon Bug, or some other vehicle the size of a Hot Wheels car has already occupied the spot.
• When a sneeze refuses to come out, causing you to look like a fool with a scrunched up face.
• Waiting to hear from somebody specific and being bombarded by texts and calls from everyone who isn't that person.
• When the week feels like: Moooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuuuuueeeday, Weeeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuuuurday, FriSatSun.
• You scan your surroundings. Nobody is near you. You fart. Within three seconds, somebody comes right into the stinky perimeter that you've created.
• Checking your bank account after a night of intoxicated drink purchases.
• When you microwave frozen food and it's scorching hot everywhere but the ice cold middle.
• When Michael Bay acquires the rights to make a film about a franchise that you previously enjoyed.
• When somebody makes up lies about you, and defending yourself makes you seem guilty- but not defending yourself seems suspicious as well.
• Getting paid but knowing in advance that your check will be consumed by bills.
• Entering a parked car on a scorching hot summer day.
• When gas prices are higher than your GPA.
• When someone 20+ feet away holds the door open for you, forcing you to jog toward them.
• The humbling moment when you realize you're wrong during an argument.
• Waking up and only having a few minutes left until the alarm will sound.
• When you wear a good outfit but don't run into anybody noteworthy all day.
• When you have to be a douche and shuffle through the bag to confirm that Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint) got your order correct.
• The feeling of heartburn, self-hate and bubble guts that comes about 5-10 minutes after consuming junk food.

(Taken from Thought Catalog)