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  • Most of us live our whole lives without any real adventure to call our own.
  • Just remember.. the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
  • I want to live a real life. I don't want to dream any longer.
  • Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
  • Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them. It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion.
  • There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday. And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's wanted so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside.
  • There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.
  • I know that a life without love is no life at all.
  • In all my years of study, not one tutor ever demonstrated the passion you have shown me in the last two days. You have more conviction in one memory than I have... in my entire being.
  • At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.
  • I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
  • I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
  • And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and.. this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember.. and I need to remember.. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
  • I suppose things are better now, but.. I don't know. People still hate each other, they just know how to hide it better.
  • ..Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know.. I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.
  • My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
  • Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
  • I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?
apr 25 2007 ∞
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