• “After the rain there is no need for an umbrella.”

- Bulgaria

• "possible but not probable"
• "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution"

-Mae West

• "He didn't copyright the damn thing"

-Prof in the North side who either has dementia or was stoned...

• "Steve: I can't believe you're buying into this...

: .. Do you - have a soul...?" -The Ringer

• "Every closet has a skeleton"
• Are there closets in heaven?

everything you are falls from the sky like a star

• "It's like eating a garden!"

- oi.

• "He should be a belly dancer!"

"Grrl, you got speed bumpz" - Kimbleh.

• "Does anybody wanna come to my house??"

- Sethy!!

• "Hey MaMaCiTa.."

- 'Anh' Vu

• “The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.”

- St. Augustine

• “How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - like rags and shreds of your very life.”

- Katherine Mansfield

• “If you have money, you are wise and good-looking and can sing well, too.”

- Yiddish saying

• "[The reason why we get the tattoos is because when the people see you they'll think] 'Oh, you're a _woman_"

-Embera girl

• “Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.”

- Japanese saying

• "Holy Matrimony!"