- sneezing repeatedly and someone blessing me for every single sneeze
- someone not blessing me when i sneeze
- small talk elevator rides
- forced small talk with pregnant lady strangers
- asking someone for money
- the awkwardness that ensues when i don't understand someone's joke - unless it is someone i know really well i fake it... and probably poorly
- the mere idea of ever having to wear swimmers in public
- receiving compliments
- someone saying 'you're welcome' after you've thanked them for their compliment - what are you meant to say next?
- taking photographs in public - which is really friggen unfortunate by the way
- posing for photographs
- ordering chinese delivery on the phone - they never understand me + i never understand them = awkwardness!
- asking people for their social security numbers
jul 20 2008 ∞
oct 25 2008 +