warning signs of each and every season

spring:

• no more fucking snow!
• better yet, you don't have to go out without a scarf??
• fucking pollen... why can't the plants fuck in someone else's nasal passages...
• look, it's rain!!
• i can go jogging! sike

summer:

• damnit, i've got a mosquito bite
• nicely warm so i can just sleep in tee-shirt and panties if i wanted to... but unfortunately, not warm enough.
• pollen round two...
• hah hah, that poor sucker got a sunburn. you can see it all over his face
• flip flops everywhere... oh, wait, if i ever went to hong kong, you wouldn't be able to tell it's summer just by that
• wow... somehow it's 2100 and the sun is setting. how is that possible?!
• parties everywhere... why am i not invited? oh, wait, because i don't like to party
• WATERMELON!!

autumn:

• counting down the degrees...
• that lovely [/sarcasm] smell of fall leaves
• hills look like a mouldy raspberry.
• nobody wants ice cream anymore, huh! too bad i kinda outgrew the taste of ice cream... don't like it anymore
• birthday season... why is it that it's dad, samson, peter, kevin yang, anthony khuu, lee, kai and so many others all in a row... why is it that guys like october and november, huh!!

winter:

• outwardly hoping that nobody knows what my birthday is so all i have to cash in on is one birthday meal and not a flood of fake happy birthdays and presents
• secretly hoping that people remember it anyways and wish me happy birthday from the bottom of their heart
• i have to count degrees to decide if i should wear the hat and scarf or not... winter jacket or fall jacket, WINTER ONE OF COURSE
• hope that mum decides that we can crank up the thermostat... i wish.
• drink tea like crazy
• drink HOT tea like crazy
• wake up at 0800 and feel like what the hell ass fuck, might as well be 0300 with how dark it is