- When they teach me to 'drink tea', I would spill it all over my dress or whatever I would have to wear.
- When they teach me to 'glide' like in Miss Congeniality, I would trip over the rug most likely.
- When they teach me to smile and just look interested, I'll fidget because I can't stay still for a second.
- At the final ball, if they had stairs and we had to walk down it, I would miss a step and embarrass the guy I'm with.
- When they teach me to laugh like a 'lady' I'll snort and be like 'Are you kidding ?!
- When they teach me to eat like a princess, I'll use my fingers and just dig in with a fork.
- When they teach me to play sports like frisbee, I'll hurt myself and end up with random bruises.
- When they teach me how to speak like a princess in proper English, I won't be able too. I'll probably throw some Brooklyn slang in thurrrrrr.
- When they tell me to use 'well' instead of 'good' I will forget and use good for the most part.
- When they teach me to dance, such as ballet or ballroom dancing - I will refuse to wear a tutu or a leotard because I'm self-conscious.
- When they teach me to sit properly, I won't because I'm used to sitting like a kindergardener - with my legs crossed like I'm sitting on a rug.
- When they tell me how to behave and smile all the time, I will most likely get mad at someone who makes me angry lol
- When they put on boring music, I will sing my own pop songs.
- When they tell me I'm only allowed to wear studs, I won't listen because I love hoops and dangly earrings.
- When they say no make up, I won't listen either and apply mascara and eyeliner and eyeshadow.
jun 16 2009 ∞
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