• "What is your favorite word?" - "potential"
  • "What is your least favorite word?" - "cunt"
  • "What turns you on?" - yummy textures
  • "What turns you off?" - smelling over-ripe
  • "What sound do you love?" - walking over dried leaves in the fall
  • "What sound or noise do you hate?" - farts, somebody saying "cunt!"
  • "What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?" - bartending
  • "What profession would you not like to participate in?" - pimping/any type of sales
  • "What is your favorite curseword?" - "asshole!"
  • "If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?" - "Welcome home."
apr 6 2008 ∞
jul 1 2008 +