I have been known on occasion (coughcoughallthetime) to say the following:
- "whatever tickles your chicken"
- "shit-a-brick"
- "ah-yo"
- "for the love of all that is holy"
- "I could give a flying monkey’s arse"
- "I trust her about as far as I could throw her"
- "Ya mum/Ya face/Ya mum’s face"
- "You’re a hackneyed concept"
- "That’s so retro"
- “…and everything. And stuff.”
- "Jesus Christ on a pogo stick."
- "Sweet dancing Moses."
and the most important one of all: