• TheSingleWoman: You've gotta get ridiculous. You've gotta just start doing things that feel good for no reason. ~Glee

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• hayleyghoover: All I have to say is if a Keebler elf ever comes to my house, he'd better bring a better present than one store-bought cookie.

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• johneepixels7: Why do you live? Because i have something worth living for...

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• tyleroakley: The length of Jawbreaker depends on where you live. 87 minutes in USA, 78 in Germany, 96 in Argentina. Argentineans are so fucking spoiled.

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• originaltyler: Pants are meant to cover the cheeks and the crap hole. In case anyone wondered their purpose.

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• hayleyghoover: "It's not about whether a person's white or black or green or blue." I hate that expression. If someone is green or blue, IT MATTERS.

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• nicolerichie: I am a phenomenal wrapper. I am also a phenomenal rapper, but that's besides the point.

<3 adorablyapples: If this is an indication of how the winter is going to be let me hibernate now. No wonder why women are fighting over snuggies <3

• tyleroakley: Hot guy at the Library asked if I could watch his stuff for a moment. Girl, I've been watchin' your "stuff" ever since you sat down. SHOOT.

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• mrbananacheeks Adi trying to make a wish on a crumb "If you didn't make me laugh, I would have blown harder!!" Needless to say, much laughing ensued lol

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• mrbananacheeks: "When I bend my leg, the hole gets bigger!" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID - @adorablyapples talking about a tiny hole in her leggings